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[Lord of the Night]

romantic, on 11 May 2012 - 01:32 AM, said:

Queen Zappei has to walk naked through Kings Landing.

He'd boast about doing it with pride but hide himself as he walked.

Zapp is facing down the army of Aegon the Conquerer and his dragons. What does he do?


LotN

[romantic]

Lord of the Night, on 11 May 2012 - 06:09 PM, said:

Zapp is facing down the army of Aegon the Conquerer and his dragons. What does he do?


LotN

"The best leaders lead from the front, Kiff. Off you go then. I'll stay here and watch everyone's rear."


Pregnant Zappearys has to eat a stallion's heart.

[romantic]

I'm going to answer my own post (I'm like the Zapp Brannigan of posters).

Ohhh, Ziff. (chomp, chomp) Oohh. (chomp, drool) Argh! (slight mouth vomiting) urgh! (chomp) Ziff, Oh god Ziff (chomp) Hack, hack. Almost lost that bit. (tears start streaming down his face) My velour uniform (sob) You'll never get the stains out (sob, chomp)


Zappfish escapes from Riverrun.

[Pellaeon]

romantic, on 13 May 2012 - 08:59 PM, said:

Zappfish escapes from Riverrun.

the military genius Zappfish hide, using one of the main elements of war the surpeise, in a barrel and let himself carry down the river to the next brothel, after his strategie of "let the other die first"
Next: Zapp the slayer arrive at crasters keep after the battle at the fist of the first men

[Gaius Martell]

Pellaeon, on 20 May 2012 - 04:03 PM, said:

Next: Zapp the slayer arrive at crasters keep after the battle at the fist of the first men

'Tis a trick question.  'Twould be a breach of Brannigan's Law to interfere with underdeveloped castles.  Were it not so, Zappwell Tarly would have Gilly and her sisters have a Miss Universe competition, but would fail to judge properly due to his sexlexia.  Following this, Zapp the Slayer would immediately become an integral part of the mutiny against Jeor Mormont, ordering Dirk to throw him in the brig.  Upon learning that Craster has no "brig," Zappwell determines that the laundry room will hereby be referred to as the brig.

How would "Azapp Ahai" Baratheon handle the march from Torrhen's Square to Winterfell?

[romantic]

Gaius Martell, on 21 May 2012 - 02:15 PM, said:

How would "Azapp Ahai" Baratheon handle the march from Torrhen's Square to Winterfell?

"Azapp Ahai" Baratheon would collect all the penguins from the penguin planet and train them according the Big Book of War. The penguinators would gain employment as waiters in Winterfell. At the next big feast they would go all 'bolton' on the guests and the event would henceforth be known as the Black, White and Red Feast. "Azapp Ahai" would snusnu the lead penguinator to create a master race of shadow penguinators that would guard the realm against the others.

(... and that's how the book ends...) No. No. Sorry, ummm.

Prince Tommzapp enters the tourney on Joffrey's name day.

[romantic]

Apparently the introduction of 'penguinators' has killed this thread, so I asked myself WWBD (What would Bender do?) and he said bump, bump, bumpity bump (well he actually said @#$!  %^$#% ^$*).