Buster, on 22 May 2012 - 10:26 AM, said:
To: Daario Naharis From: Daenerys Targaryen I love you so much that I managed to convince our author to let me spend the rest of my life here in Meereen, so that I can spend my days obessing about you instead of going to Westeros. PS: He also said that I can forget about all of my character development and turn into a typical, stupid and lovesick teenage girl. PPS: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Stuff like that?
To: Danerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragon, Slayer of Lies, and, more recently, dragger of feet, lover of a-holes, and procastinator of Truly epic proportions
From: The collected ASOIAF readership.
Re: Daario and Mereen
No. Please, just...no.
Get out of Mereen while you still can, and leave Daario like yesterdays garbage. No one will blame you for it in the least if you leave him in the lurch, or even-- dare we wish it?-- strangle him with your own bloody hands.
Yours in Hope,
The collected ASOIAF readership, Jon Snow, Mr. George RR. Martin, Random house publishing firm, and the Others.
P.S-- Dario? We hate him, we hate him, we hate him.