To: Prince Aegon
From: Princess Arya
Re: My Anniversary Present
Can't tell you how DElighted I am with this new domestic toy the Maesters came up with for my amusement, and all the housework I don't do around KL, but the servants love it.
Yessir, the IRobot Roomba gets in all the places you never want to go, or see on an empty stomach.
Little Elia and Ned are endlessly entertained by this marvel of magic, (though Queen Dany and Rhaegal are a little spooked because it keeps coming for him. He's shedding his skin and the Roomba thinks he's "dirty").
No, when Daddy said I would marry a King and rule his Castle, and my sons would be great Knights, he left out the part about all the fabulous gifts my Husband would get me.
(You really didn't get your Dads romantic streak did you)?
Anyway, I still love you even though it's stupid.
Oh, and Belarion loves it too.