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Tormund's Member


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#1 Independent George

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:25 PM

This being HBO, what are the odds that we get a glimpse of Tormund's Member in S3? Or, rather, a partial glimpse, seeing as how we could never fit its entirety on screen unless the camera was pulled back about sixty yards away from the action.

I'm putting this in the casting folder because, well, at this point, Tormund's Member is really a separate character by itself. I think it's almost a Chekhov's gun at this point.

ETA: and by gun, I mean penis. Chekhov's gun is a penis.

Edited by Independent George, 07 June 2012 - 12:22 AM.


#2 Les Berceaux

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:53 PM

Patrick Stewart is well suited for the role of Tormund's Member

#3 RathHood

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:03 PM

View PostLes Berceaux, on 05 June 2012 - 03:53 PM, said:

Patrick Stewart is well suited for the role of Tormund's Member

:bowdown:

#4 pitakon

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:44 PM

Ron Jeremy will play Tormund. It is known.

#5 Mediumjon Umber

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:05 AM

Did Tormund ever reveal his manhood in the books? I think he's just lying. In reality his member is even smaller than Varys' :P

#6 LordDolorousEdd

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:52 AM

hahahaha