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[MinDonner]

Lummel, on 06 June 2012 - 01:28 PM, said:

at least there were no dogs around this time (or Bosses).

I was going to say this earlier. But where else did the turd come from?

[Lummel]

ΜινΝτόννερ, on 06 June 2012 - 03:12 PM, said:

...But where else did the turd come from?

Well it didn't come from me!

It came from here:

Каек который прячет, on 06 June 2012 - 04:46 AM, said:

...I then return to my house and see that the front door has swung shut.  I am completely naked, the door bell is not working the batteries are dead.  Hubby is alseep and dead to the world and I have stepped on some dog/fox turd which was ozing between my toes...

[Grey Stark]

Wait, you were stuck outside for an hour, naked, and the first thought your neighbour had was to call the police?
Nice neighbours...

Sorry to hear about your ordeal, though.

[Sophelia]

to Pebble

Really hope the police catch them and that you get the stuff back.  One can hope.

Most people would have been trying to wake the hubby at the point of hearing the noise - you were very brave to go and investigate, especially being naked.  Sorry it backfire don you, and I'm just glad it wasn't worse, and yes it will become a pebble classic tale to regale people with (to add to the other ones, or replace the NSFW one alluded to earlier!).

Now stay safely inside

[Pebbles]

Most people might actually stop to think instead of reacting.   I didn't actually register that I was nakid until after the theif had dived into hubbys car.   What I did was not bravery but stupidity.  I mean really what would I have done if I had by some chance caught the guy?   (fat chance I know, since a few people can walk faster than I can run)  I mean I'm not exactly physically imposing,  even LoB had a small towel and baseball bat.  I had just me  and a dog/fox turded foot. and then there was the other guy who could have come up behind me....

I was very lucky, things could have been much worse.


yes I was stuck outside nakid for over an hour,  frantically trying to wake my husband.   I'm guessing the neighbour didn't recognise me and thought I was a crack head or something.   Even if they didn't want to approach me, It would have been really nice if they could have thrown me a blanket or towel.   I guess I'll cross them off the christmass card list.


I also doubt we will get all our stuff back.  with some luck the police will find the car - but what state it will be in is anyones guess.

[Seli]

Damn Pebble, glad you are fine. Alcohol should help with the foot. Topical and oral application can be equally effective, depending on the qualities of the alcohol involved.

Take care, the feeling of insecurity and violation tends to be the worst part.

[Ser Lany Cassandra]

Pebs, sorry to hear about the thieft!  You are very brave to have chased after them.  

[Masonity]

Seli, on 06 June 2012 - 06:19 PM, said:

Damn Pebble, glad you are fine. Alcohol should help with the foot. Topical and oral application can be equally effective, depending on the qualities of the alcohol involved.

Take care, the feeling of insecurity and violation tends to be the worst part.

I'd avoid using the same alcohol for both applications though.

[williamjm]

Sorry to hear about this, Pebble, it might make for an epic story, but it must have been a horrible experience

[Lightning Lord]

Pebble, you're braver than I could ever hope to be.  It's a bummer about your stuff, and the dog doo, but at least you can assume you're far scarier than you think you are.  And if you'd caught them, you could have given them the ol' Poo Footing they deserve.

*hug* (after you clean off the foot...

[Pebbles]

I don't think what I did really does count as brave,  yeah sure it seems brave when looked at from an outside POV.  but in truth I don't think anyone is actually brave unless they are aware of the risks and able to make a choice.  What I did was insticnt there was no conscious thourght until after they had gotten away.  I didn't really have any choice over my reactions.


What LL  your not gonna clean my foot for me?




actually its been well scrubbed allready and is all pink and raw.

Edited by Каек который прячет, 06 June 2012 - 11:24 PM.

[Lightning Lord]

I would clean your foot for you.  And I guess I'd hug you even with a poopy foot.  But, no bear-cuddle until that thing has been sudsed and dried.

I'm glad you're okay.

ETA: Just realized you're a filthy Russia backer.  Gonna have to wash your mouth out with good Spanish sangria...

Edited by Señor del Rayo, 06 June 2012 - 11:25 PM.

[Pebbles]

Sissy Sangria not even worthy of the foot!

Spanards think treal men by run from Bulls.  Our glorrious leader wrestles tigers.

Edited by Каек который прячет, 06 June 2012 - 11:48 PM.

[Antonius Pius]

Lummel, on 06 June 2012 - 03:42 PM, said:

Well it didn't come from me!

It came from here:

I wonder if we'll ever find out if it was dog-crap or fox-crap. I feel this is a meaningful difference in the world of irrelevent detail.

Каек который прячет, on 06 June 2012 - 11:23 PM, said:

I don't think what I did really does count as brave,  yeah sure it seems brave when looked at from an outside POV.  but in truth I don't think anyone is actually brave unless they are aware of the risks and able to make a choice.  What I did was insticnt there was no conscious thourght until after they had gotten away.  I didn't really have any choice over my reactions.

Maybe not conscious bravery, but perhaps still latent bravery. Your fight or flight response wasn't flight, that's for sure. I'm still impressed by what you did.

Though realistically, you're right that you could've gottin in more trouble.

[Lummel]

Каек который прячет, on 06 June 2012 - 05:57 PM, said:

...What I did was not bravery but stupidity.  I mean really what would I have done if I had by some chance caught the guy?   (fat chance I know, since a few people can walk faster than I can run)  I mean I'm not exactly physically imposing,  even LoB had a small towel and baseball bat.  I had just me  and a dog/fox turded foot. and then there was the other guy who could have come up behind me....

I was very lucky, things could have been much worse...

Pshaw Woman! There's every reason to think that being chased by a Boudica of a furious naked woman screaming new insults like some Hell fiend will have left the man profoundly disturbed and terrified.  If that doesn't get him to abandon his life of crime then what will?

Antonin der Fromme, on 07 June 2012 - 01:29 AM, said:

I wonder if we'll ever find out if it was dog-crap or fox-crap. I feel this is a meaningful difference in the world of irrelevent detail...

fox-crap has a very distinctive sharp smell, pungent, if it was warm enough there would be no mistaking it.  The short distance from your foot wouldn't protect your nose.  Our old dog was very keen on rolling in it, the smell is ... unforgetably stinky, and would earn her an automatic bath.

[Antonius Pius]

Yet in this case, it was cold (killing off or mellowing out the early indicator), and the crap was still squishy. So the jury's still out I guess.

Also, that old dog sounds like a very interesting canine, in the context of the Chinese curse "may you live in interesting times".

[Frosty]

Филиппа Эйльгарт, on 06 June 2012 - 01:38 PM, said:

I'm glad you're not hurt, Pebble!

Amen!

[Pebbles]

Lummel, on 07 June 2012 - 02:00 AM, said:

Pshaw Woman! There's every reason to think that being chased by a Boudica of a furious naked woman screaming new insults like some Hell fiend will have left the man profoundly disturbed and terrified.  If that doesn't get him to abandon his life of crime then what will?

   I do like to think he has been left profoundly scared, and now can never be in the same place as a woman with suffering abject terror they may take their clothes off and screem incoherrently at them.

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fox-crap has a very distinctive sharp smell, pungent, if it was warm enough there would be no mistaking it.  The short distance from your foot wouldn't protect your nose.  Our old dog was very keen on rolling in it, the smell is ... unforgetably stinky, and would earn her an automatic bath.

   Our local dog owners all seem to be responsible and carry these little bags arround.   But we do have a shit load of mangey foxes.   your right fresh fox shit is very distinctive and sharp - which btw is not improved by adding freshly bashed fox brains.  (the last intruder to gain entry to my home died there after taking a dump on my carpet)

[Gillio]

Hey Pebs, just thought, maybe you scared the robbers so much that it wasn't fox poo!!!!

[Gillio]

hiccups

Edited by Gillio, 07 June 2012 - 09:40 AM.