Chose your spouse!
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Walder Waters
, Jun 10 2012 10:38 AM
153 replies to this topic
#122
Posted 11 June 2012 - 06:56 AM
Princess_of_Sunspear, on 11 June 2012 - 06:32 AM, said:
Robb Stark, Edmure Tully and Edric Dayne. I like gingers and blondes, plus all three seem to be decent.
Also, it is funny how everyone who mentions Arya and Sansa says "when they are older", but, really, Jon, Robb and Gendry are also about 15 in the books - I suppose that is old enough?
#125
Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:44 PM
1) Tywin Lannister - the man to marry (not the best father, though …)
“Lord Tywin Lannister ruled the Seven Kingdoms, but Lady Joanna ruled Lord Tywin”
“His father raised a hand. Bit by bit, the hall grew silent.” This line always runs chills through my spine. Wow!
In case The Lord of the Rock still mourns for Joanna, I’d settle for
2) Doran Nymeros Martell - the man to be divorced with
Amicably divorced husband is the second best thing to a devoted one.
Strong willed, loves his family, and his emotions shimmers like light on rippling waters.
“My lady asked me who it was who shone so bright”
In case he is too fond of Mellario, he has a little brother
3) Oberyn Nymeros Martell - the man NOT to marry (arguably, best daddy in Westeros)
“to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?”
In case Ellaria objects to light brunettes, I would die my hair blonde.
Quite interesting, no one of them has an arranged marriage. Freely following your heart desire, in Westeros, is something for really though guys...
“Lord Tywin Lannister ruled the Seven Kingdoms, but Lady Joanna ruled Lord Tywin”
“His father raised a hand. Bit by bit, the hall grew silent.” This line always runs chills through my spine. Wow!
In case The Lord of the Rock still mourns for Joanna, I’d settle for
2) Doran Nymeros Martell - the man to be divorced with
Amicably divorced husband is the second best thing to a devoted one.
Strong willed, loves his family, and his emotions shimmers like light on rippling waters.
“My lady asked me who it was who shone so bright”
In case he is too fond of Mellario, he has a little brother
3) Oberyn Nymeros Martell - the man NOT to marry (arguably, best daddy in Westeros)
“to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?”
In case Ellaria objects to light brunettes, I would die my hair blonde.
Quite interesting, no one of them has an arranged marriage. Freely following your heart desire, in Westeros, is something for really though guys...
Edited by cortchuzska, 12 June 2012 - 02:25 PM.
#130
Posted 11 June 2012 - 05:27 PM
Royce Bolton, on 11 June 2012 - 01:57 PM, said:
Margaery. Probably from the show, because wholly molly vavavavooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want, anybody else.
When I think about Queen Margaery I touch myself.
I honestly do.
I don't want, anybody else.
When I think about Queen Margaery I touch myself.
I honestly do.
Whaaaaaaa? Is that a jape? I can't believe even after reading "I honestly do." You've got issues!
#131
Posted 12 June 2012 - 01:51 PM
Dolorous Ali, are you really that surprised to read that in a who you want to marry thread? Maybe you have issues
you must know what people do when married--each other!
As Queen of Westeros, I would want to marry one:
1) Oberyn Martell. Good politically for Dornish alliance. Also he is is dead sexy
and would probably never get boring in bed.
2) Rhaegar Targaryen. Feel kinda weird admitting feelings for a guy I've never known to be alive.
3) Renly Baratheon. I think I cried when he died, but it might have been when I found out he was gay
And because every Queen needs a loyal knight with whom to practice adultery, The Hound of course!
As Queen of Westeros, I would want to marry one:
1) Oberyn Martell. Good politically for Dornish alliance. Also he is is dead sexy
2) Rhaegar Targaryen. Feel kinda weird admitting feelings for a guy I've never known to be alive.
3) Renly Baratheon. I think I cried when he died, but it might have been when I found out he was gay
And because every Queen needs a loyal knight with whom to practice adultery, The Hound of course!
#133
Posted 13 June 2012 - 08:28 PM
Well, I were a queen I guess this means I need to choose a spouse suitable and competent to rule a kingdom with...boring! 
Bugger the kingdom! Bugger the people and bugger YOU! Give me Theon Greyjoy(pre-Reek) and I will whip that boy into shape and turn him into a man.
I'll take it from here.
Show:
Jaqen. Only Jaqen. Excuse me while I drool
....
Bugger the kingdom! Bugger the people and bugger YOU! Give me Theon Greyjoy(pre-Reek) and I will whip that boy into shape and turn him into a man.
Show:
Jaqen. Only Jaqen. Excuse me while I drool
#137
Posted 15 June 2012 - 04:33 PM
Here are the lyrics by the Divinyls:
http://www.elyrics.n...elf-lyrics.html
Link also has a link to video.
What a great song.
http://www.elyrics.n...elf-lyrics.html
Link also has a link to video.
What a great song.
#138
Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:19 PM
Ravenhair, on 15 June 2012 - 04:33 PM, said:
Here are the lyrics by the Divinyls:
http://www.elyrics.n...elf-lyrics.html
Link also has a link to video.
What a great song.
http://www.elyrics.n...elf-lyrics.html
Link also has a link to video.
What a great song.
Never would have been able to name the Divinyls, that's awesome.
Actually, just horked it from SNL - Wayne's World... I looked on youtube days ago for a link, couldn't find one and forgot about the whole thing.
And I just totally horked 'horked' from Strange Brew.







