Chose your spouse!
Posted 11 June 2012 - 06:56 AM
Also, it is funny how everyone who mentions Arya and Sansa says "when they are older", but, really, Jon, Robb and Gendry are also about 15 in the books - I suppose that is old enough?
Posted 11 June 2012 - 01:44 PM
“Lord Tywin Lannister ruled the Seven Kingdoms, but Lady Joanna ruled Lord Tywin”
“His father raised a hand. Bit by bit, the hall grew silent.” This line always runs chills through my spine. Wow!
In case The Lord of the Rock still mourns for Joanna, I’d settle for
2) Doran Nymeros Martell - the man to be divorced with
Amicably divorced husband is the second best thing to a devoted one.
Strong willed, loves his family, and his emotions shimmers like light on rippling waters.
“My lady asked me who it was who shone so bright”
In case he is too fond of Mellario, he has a little brother
3) Oberyn Nymeros Martell - the man NOT to marry (arguably, best daddy in Westeros)
“to give me comfort in the night? Will it make me laugh, write me songs, care for me when I am old and sick?”
In case Ellaria objects to light brunettes, I would die my hair blonde.
Quite interesting, no one of them has an arranged marriage. Freely following your heart desire, in Westeros, is something for really though guys...
Edited by cortchuzska, 12 June 2012 - 02:25 PM.
Posted 11 June 2012 - 05:27 PM
I don't want, anybody else.
When I think about Queen Margaery I touch myself.
I honestly do.
Whaaaaaaa? Is that a jape? I can't believe even after reading "I honestly do." You've got issues!
Posted 12 June 2012 - 01:51 PM
As Queen of Westeros, I would want to marry one:
1) Oberyn Martell. Good politically for Dornish alliance. Also he is is dead sexy and would probably never get boring in bed.
2) Rhaegar Targaryen. Feel kinda weird admitting feelings for a guy I've never known to be alive.
3) Renly Baratheon. I think I cried when he died, but it might have been when I found out he was gay
And because every Queen needs a loyal knight with whom to practice adultery, The Hound of course!
Posted 13 June 2012 - 05:18 PM
Sansa strikes me as bit boring, but perhaps as she matures she could be a suitable mate to.
Posted 13 June 2012 - 08:28 PM
Bugger the kingdom! Bugger the people and bugger YOU! Give me Theon Greyjoy(pre-Reek) and I will whip that boy into shape and turn him into a man. I'll take it from here.
Jaqen. Only Jaqen. Excuse me while I drool ....
Posted 15 June 2012 - 04:28 PM
Those are lyrics from a song. The lyrics go: I don't want anybody else/When I think about you I touch myself. "I honestly do" is one of the last lines. I thought @Royce Bolton was quite clever. I'll try to post a link to the song for you.
Posted 15 June 2012 - 10:19 PM
Link also has a link to video.
What a great song.
Never would have been able to name the Divinyls, that's awesome.
Actually, just horked it from SNL - Wayne's World... I looked on youtube days ago for a link, couldn't find one and forgot about the whole thing.
And I just totally horked 'horked' from Strange Brew.