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[KAH]

Fez, on 18 June 2012 - 04:07 PM, said:

We can have some sexposition by spicing up the time when a conversation I was having with my housemate kept being interrupted by the sound of my other housemate whose actually around being loudly double-teamed.

Yes. It's been an interesting time living here.

Good stuff!

I would, however, advise against mentioning the one time you were auto-cockblocked (i.e. being made unable to 'rub one out') by the moocher.


If you bring up this with HBO management, they'll relegate you to standard rom-com, and you, your housemate AND moocher will all be played by Adam Sandler.

Edited by KAH, 19 June 2012 - 03:42 AM.

[Nukelavee]

On teh other hand, Fez, you don't have a roomie letting her friend "service" customers in the basement tv room.

Then there was the time the head of the local bikers was sitting on the couch when I got up..."Just waiting for Krista, dude, I put coffee on", with a pound of hash on teh coffee table.

[WrathOfTinyKittens]

Chickenly, clearly you've never attempted to use public transit in Fort Worth TX.

[RWHamel]

This story really had a cheesy ending.

[Honey Badger]

I admit I've enjoyed this thread more than season 2 of Game of Thrones.  Great stuff.

The whole bit about rich parents flying around Europe on a pegasus while she couch surfs is hilarious.  I had a similar problem where I had to kick someone because she used to have her own luxury penthouse in Beverly Hills, but her parents stopped paying her lease when she stopped attending City College part time because she was doing too much blow and partying during week days.  She ended up having no means to support herself and stayed with us.  Yikes was that a mess.

[Fez]

Small update:

One of the absent housemates just returned and while I was filling her in on the details of the situation we heard a strange sound that we couldn't quite place.  Eventually we realized it was the sound of whip cracking followed by moaning coming from the room of "previously mentioned as liking double teams" housemate.

So now we've got some BDSM sexposition if HBO is interested in picking up this story.

[Dracarya]

No words.

[Nukelavee]

Won't you feel bad if it turns out the rich girl only said she ate the cheese to cover for the DP fan's cheese fetish.

[Datepalm]

What? I skip a few pages and thread somehow turns into class war, orgies and best of all public transport?! Much better than it initially seemed.

[Eyron I]

I miss sharing a house with strange people now! As long as they don't interfere too much with my sleep. Thanks for the update Fez!

[Fragile Bird]

Fez, on 19 June 2012 - 04:29 PM, said:

Small update:

One of the absent housemates just returned and while I was filling her in on the details of the situation we heard a strange sound that we couldn't quite place.  Eventually we realized it was the sound of whip cracking followed by moaning coming from the room of "previously mentioned as liking double teams" housemate.

So now we've got some BDSM sexposition if HBO is interested in picking up this story.

Is the moaning housemate the woman who had the "guest"?

Sounds like she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey, and wanted in on the action.

This will be post 391.  Soon the thread will be closed.   I think v.2 needs to go up, so you can continue to update us.  On all sorts of cheese and non-cheese facts.

[Fez]

Fragile Bird, on 19 June 2012 - 09:49 PM, said:

Is the moaning housemate the woman who had the "guest"?

Sounds like she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey, and wanted in on the action.

This will be post 391.  Soon the thread will be closed.   I think v.2 needs to go up, so you can continue to update us.  On all sorts of cheese and non-cheese facts.

Nah, moaning/DP housemate is the one who was around but that we never really see or interact with (though we do hear here enough). Housemate who brought the guest is the other housemate who is around.  Housemate who had been in New Zealand and is now back is the one I was catching up with when we heard the whip. There's also housemate who is always in NYC now and I dunno why still rents a room here.

[Tears of Lys]

Please tell me you will move if you see animal crates being brought in.

[Fragile Bird]

Tears of Lys, on 19 June 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:

Please tell me you will move if you see animal crates being brought in.

I know we're not supposed to do posts with just emos, but this surely ranks as one of the top 10 in my list of why I hurt myself when I fell off my chair LMFAO posts.

[Salome Sand Witch]

Tears of Lys, on 19 June 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:

Please tell me you will move if you see animal crates being brought in.

Or call Edeltraud I

[gryphon strike]

Tears of Lys, on 19 June 2012 - 10:24 PM, said:

Please tell me you will move if you see animal crates being brought in.

What can I say but that is more than sig worthy! Best comment for the year!

[Tobin]

Must be something in the water - was trying to watch Supernatural last night on DVD when I heard screams that didn't match the show.
Upstairs neighbor was getting some mileage out of her couch apparently and wasn't too quiet about it.
I've got family coming to stay with me for a week, so that should be suitably awkward dinner conversation in the making.

This thread is definitely a reality show in itself though,

[Ser Robin Hill]

I look forward to seeing this on CBS, this Fall.