gande51 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 FOREVERALONE is somehow alone ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Gande is a lazy girl with no sense of humor. She has a couple of weird fetishes, and no real friends... However, she is incredible good at making food, but she never does it, because she has no money. Bam! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gande51 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Gande is a lazy girl with no sense of humor. She has a couple of weird fetishes, and no real friends... However, she is incredible good at making food, but she never does it, because she has no money. Bam! :eek:Well if that's the way of it :P Nerolunar was once a criminal mastermind but after finding himself resolved to frequently going to church and getting his friends to do all his work because now he is reborn as a "holy man" whom also happens to have a massive consumption of nachos ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 gande51 was abducted by aliens in 1995. She never returned. No one really knows who or what this thing that looks so much like her is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visen Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 KiDisaster is from a little know region of Kazakhstan known as Spam-ika-stan. He speaks seven languages, including Klingon and Dothraki. He is the most decorated canine member in the history of Kazahktan's military. He spent over a year sleeping at the foot of KIm Jung Il's bed while infiltrating North Korea. Now retired he has founded a fortune 500 goggle manufacturing company based in Jamaca.He is also direct knowledge of where Jimmy Hoffa is and no allibi for that afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Visen attempted risky plastic surgery in an attempt to look like Rose Leslie. Unfortunately the result was closer to Betty White. She landed a gig as a Betty White impersonator for a low-end Casino in Reno Nevada. She quickly reach minimal fame and was lead into a life of drugs and alcohol, however since the gig paid little, she realized it was much cheaper to develop an addiction to Kraft Dinner. She hate so much Kraft Dinner that her skin tone became yellow, prompting Ram Jam to come out of retirement and release the hit single Yellow Betty. When the single failed and Ram Jam went back into the obscurity of the Alabama countryside, Visen went back to Reno. However, one night she hit the jackpot at the slot machines and could finally realize her dream . . . of falling into a life of drugs and alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Thewingedwolf is the son of Jacen Solo and Tenel Ka Djo, brother of Allana Djo Solo and the grandson of Han Solo and Leia Organa, when Jacen turned to Darth Caedus Tenel Ka, in order to protect him, send him here (Earth). He is a Jedi Kinght in disguise, he is a Jedi Diplomat here (Earth) and he uses a blue lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Thewingedwolf is the son of Jacen Solo and Tenel Ka Djo, brother of Allana Djo Solo and the grandson of Han Solo and Leia Organa, when Jacen turned to Darth Caedus Tenel Ka in order to protect him send him at the Earth. He is a Jedi Kinght in disguise, he is a Jedi Diplomat at the Earth and he uses a blue lightsaber.I'm exposed!! Damn you JQC! Damn you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 I'm exposed!! Damn you JQC! Damn you!!! The truth have to come out in the end and you cannot hide from a J.Shadow for a long time. :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Jones Queen Consort has been known by many other names throughout the ages. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Anne Boleyn, the list goes on. Able to start trouble wherever she appears throughout history, no one knows her motives or how she became immortal. All that is known is that mayhem seems to follow her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 KiDisaster is from a little know region of Kazakhstan known as Spam-ika-stan. He speaks seven languages, including Klingon and Dothraki. He is the most decorated canine member in the history of Kazahktan's military. He spent over a year sleeping at the foot of KIm Jung Il's bed while infiltrating North Korea. Now retired he has founded a fortune 500 goggle manufacturing company based in Jamaca.He is also direct knowledge of where Jimmy Hoffa is and no allibi for that afternoon.Were you aware that I'm from Jamaica or is this just a massive coincidence? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Jones Queen Consort has been known by many other names throughout the ages. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Anne Boleyn, the list goes on. Able to start trouble wherever she appears throughout history, no one knows her motives or how she became immortal. All that is known is that mayhem seems to follow her. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: How you find it out? can I sig it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 KiDisaster was entrsuted with the secrets of the Knights Templar. He know the location of the Holy Grail and of the Ark of the Covenant. However one night he was drunk and spoiled all the secrets to a young George Lucas. In order to make sure the secrets of the Templars were safe, Lucas agreed to make a series of movies about an adventurous archeologist who discovered all these secrets. Little did anyone know, the true locations were revealed in the movies but it seemed so impossible that on one ever bothered checking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerolunar Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Thewingedwolf is an alcoholic who constantly speaks about how he became the one he is. He always have to explain hi´s whole lifestory to friends(and, ahem, strangers) and the best thing is: he is always changing the story, so no one really knows where he came from, or who he is. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckwheat Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Nerolunar likes eating poisonous mushrooms that make his breath smell like lemoncakes, which is why butterflies love to fly around his head all the time, causing him to look like he has a colourful cloud instead of a head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewingedwolf Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Buckwheat is actually Buckwheat from Saturday Night Live. She has been impersonating Eddie Murphy for over 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visen Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Were you aware that I'm from Jamaica or is this just a massive coincidence? :P :blink: That's funny, I just named the first place that poped into my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visen Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 thewingedwolf is a full time gigolo living in Las Vegas. He not only showed Deuce Bigalow all his moves, but is also the prefered 'companion' of both Penn and Teller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 :blink: That's funny, I just named the first place that poped into my head.Haha, I see. Pretty interesting coincidence then. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Visen is actually stalking me and this isn't a coincidence at all. She's been keeping tabs on me ever since she found out I have knowledge of Jimmy Hoffa's current whereabouts, as she is secretly his granddaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 KiDisaster has a long term delusion that he's in Jamaica.In reality he posts from an insane asylum on an island off the coast of America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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