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, Jul 08 2012 12:10 PM
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:47 AM
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:53 AM
PrinceHenryris, on 09 July 2012 - 08:50 AM, said:
Awesome!
Too bad no "Thapthireths" though.
Too bad no "Thapthireths" though.
I know! I tried to make it fit in there somewhere but gave up in the end...
MotherofFlagons, on 09 July 2012 - 09:47 AM, said:
Wondering why you are the only one in the family with purple eyes? Were you told your mother was a whore or a
"crofter's daughter"? At Whosmysire.com, our comprehensive database of genealogy records will pinpoint your true lineage. For just 5 stags you can find out if you fulfill an ancient prophecy or are an incestuous abomination! Where do whores go? To Whosmysire.com. Find out today!
"crofter's daughter"? At Whosmysire.com, our comprehensive database of genealogy records will pinpoint your true lineage. For just 5 stags you can find out if you fulfill an ancient prophecy or are an incestuous abomination! Where do whores go? To Whosmysire.com. Find out today!
Excellent!
Edited by kissdbyfire, 09 July 2012 - 09:54 AM.
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 09:55 AM
WetHair, on 08 July 2012 - 02:44 PM, said:
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That is soooo horrible, and at the time soooo funny!
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Posted 09 July 2012 - 10:03 AM
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Edited by Jon's Queen Consort, 09 July 2012 - 10:17 AM.
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:02 AM
Wanted: fireproof divination tool
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that provides all the answers
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:36 AM
This one is great. Not mine I just found it: http://www.tickld.com/t/17640
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That my lad. Is a troll.
Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:52 AM
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*May kill and rape entire family
NEED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER URGENTLY! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
[email protected]
Edited by The BlackBear, 11 July 2012 - 08:00 AM.
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