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#241 JB5093

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 04:39 PM

My name is Bert Macklin. I'm with the f***ing FBI

#242 Derfel Cadarn

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 04:59 PM

View PostKobayashi Maru, on 03 April 2013 - 01:18 PM, said:

Only fools and horses :)

Rodney: Trigger,why are you always calling me Dave?
Trigger: That's your name.
R:No my name is Rodney.
T:Are you sure?

:D

During the war...

Uncle Albert: During the -

Del Boy: [interrupts Albert] If you say during the war one more time, I'll pour this cup of tea over your head.

Uncle Albert: I wasn't going to say during the war. Bloody little know all"

Del Boy: Alright. Sorry.

Uncle Albert: Thank you.  During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany...

Edited by Derfel Cadarn, 03 April 2013 - 05:01 PM.


#243 RedEyedGhost

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 11:27 PM

View Postkungtotte, on 03 April 2013 - 12:32 PM, said:

I really want to like Parks & Rec because every time someone links a youtube clip or posts a quote from it I think it's hilarious, but when I sit down to watch it I just can't get into it.

How much have you watched?  Which season did you give up on?  I watched part of season 1 when it aired and gave up because it was just so terrible.  But after constantly being told that it gets much, much better I finally watched seasons 2 and 3 (in about three days) and loved it.  So, I guess my suggestion would be to marathon have of season 2 in a single day and if you feel like continuing, which I think you will, then do so, if not then I doubt the show is for you.

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 11:36 PM

View PostRedEyedGhost, on 03 April 2013 - 11:27 PM, said:

How much have you watched?  Which season did you give up on?  I watched part of season 1 when it aired and gave up because it was just so terrible.  But after constantly being told that it gets much, much better I finally watched seasons 2 and 3 (in about three days) and loved it.  So, I guess my suggestion would be to marathon have of season 2 in a single day and if you feel like continuing, which I think you will, then do so, if not then I doubt the show is for you.

I had this experience as well.  The first season is rubbish, everything after has been golden.

#245 Reposado

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 07:13 AM

View PostLightning Lord, on 03 April 2013 - 11:36 PM, said:


I had this experience as well.  The first season is rubbish, everything after has been golden.

Ive found this latest season has dropped off more than community, but yeah it had a good stretch there. Maybe halfwayish through season 3, the schticknjust wore out its welcome

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 08:35 AM

View PostDerfel Cadarn, on 03 April 2013 - 04:59 PM, said:

Uncle Albert: During the -

Del Boy: [interrupts Albert] If you say during the war one more time, I'll pour this cup of tea over your head.

Uncle Albert: I wasn't going to say during the war. Bloody little know all"

Del Boy: Alright. Sorry.

Uncle Albert: Thank you.  During the 1939-1945 conflict with Germany...

It's gold mine that one :)

the whole Gary episode...LOL

View Postdrawkcabi, on 03 April 2013 - 02:13 PM, said:

It's "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood!"

and damn you for making me remember I once liked Friends and expose my extensive knowledge of it. :tantrum:

You're cute when you're angry :kiss:

I also love when Ros is yelling "MY SANDWICH!!!!" and all the pigeons on the square fly away.

Man behaving badly

Sailing :)

#247 OllieOwl

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:52 AM

Tha Heisenberg from Breaking Bad: I'm not in danger. I am the danger!


Almost the whole show is quotable, but these are some that have stuck in my mind, The Wire:

Omar: I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game tho', right?

Avon: That's the difference between you and me. I bleed red and you bleed green. I look at you these days and I see a man without a country. Not tough enough for us here, and maybe, just maybe not smart enough for them out there.

A tree that doesn't bend breaks, Cedric.
A tree that bends too far is already broken.

You follow the drugs and you get dope iends and drug dealers. But you follow the money and you don't know where that shit will lead you.

Desmond:
I'll see you in another life, brotha!

Heroes:
Save the cheerleader, save the world.

And maybe my favorite:
John Lcoke's Don't tell me what I can't do!

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:55 AM

View PostOllieOwl, on 04 April 2013 - 09:52 AM, said:

Tha Heisenberg from Breaking Bad: I'm not in danger. I am the danger!
I can't think of this line without giggling ever since I saw this gifset

Bryan Cranston is the best.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 10:54 AM

View PostThe Lost Direwolf, on 04 April 2013 - 09:55 AM, said:

I can't think of this line without giggling ever since I saw this gifset

Bryan Cranston is the best.

Hehe. You should watch "Malcolm in the Meth Lab" on youtube too. They use clips from both shows and it blends together great. I'm not gonna spoil it by describing what it is.

Another great quote is from Prison Break:

"I'm breaking out of here."

"Michael, it's impossible."

"Not if you designed the place."

I just like the last sentence.

Edited by OllieOwl, 04 April 2013 - 10:54 AM.




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