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[pitakon]

Teal, on 31 July 2012 - 04:15 PM, said:

I was going to say that Wun Wun must have a big wun...

Not really. Gorillas have really small wun relative to their size.

My vote is on Hodor. The guy loves to walk on the nude. He isn't ashamed at all.

[Lothar Imbel]

Leftfield vote: Dickon Manwoody.  You don't name someone that unless you're packing some serious dong power.  Hoping he'll become lord of the Giant's Lance some day...

[KingHodor]

Hodor.

[Music Loving Chemist.]

Please someone ask GRRM this in his next public interview. Its a very important question that needs answering.

[Teal'c]

pitakon, on 31 July 2012 - 04:20 PM, said:

Not really. Gorillas have really small wun relative to their size.

My vote is on Hodor. The guy loves to walk on the nude. He isn't ashamed at all.

Yes, this brings back memories of my Evolutionary Biology professor, speaking about human evolution.

"Homo sapiens -- Man the Thinker," he said. "Actually, when considering what sets humans apart from other mammals, the largest part of the human body, proportional to body mass, is not the brain but the penis. We should perhaps consider not referring to Man the Thinker, but instead, Man the {PAUSE}..."

It took everyone else 30 more seconds to start laughing after I had almost shaken myself out of my chair.

Edited by Teal'c, 31 July 2012 - 05:18 PM.

[Two Towers]

Walder Frey has shown some remarkable prowess in its use, mayhaps he has his own lift bridge

[Lothar Imbel]

It's the Water Tower between his two Twins...

[Jolene Brown]

Theon Greyjoy read the title of this thread, then cried himself to sleep for what might have been.

[Kittyhat]

To everyone's surprise, it'll actually turn out to be Varys.

[The Midjon]

Half of Tormund's member is gone, Har!  I'd put money on Hodor or the Greatjon.

[Manfryd Lothston]

Ossifer Plumm hands down. Long and thick as an arm?? How about SIX FEET LONG and strong enough to pierce through two yards of soil and a coffin lid!!

Honorable mention goes to Greyjoys. I mean they wouldn't be called KRAKENS for nothing, right?? And their motto means they use protection, which is a rare quality in those harsh medieval times.

Edited by Manfryd Lothston, 31 July 2012 - 05:30 PM.

[The BlackBear]

If Cersei had been born a man hers would be the biggest.
However I think it'd have to go to Gregor. (which makes all the rape even worse )

[Manfryd Lothston]

The BlackBear, on 31 July 2012 - 05:27 PM, said:

If Cersei had been born a man hers would be the biggest.

Nah Jaime's would be bigger and she'd still be jealous, thinking her brother's privileged due to having a bigger member.

[Jaegon Targaryen]

Who has the biggest Teats in Westeros ? Now there's an interesting topic...

[Pellaeon]

Jaegon Targaryen, on 31 July 2012 - 05:46 PM, said:

Who has the biggest Teats in Westeros ? Now there's an interesting topic...

This is just vulgar

[Jaegon Targaryen]

How is it any different to genetalia ? In response to the person above ...

[Jaegon Targaryen]

So were aloud to talk about male genitals but not female organs ???

[Lady Arianne Martell]

Jaegon Targaryen, on 31 July 2012 - 06:05 PM, said:

So were aloud to talk about male genitals but not female organs ???

Does no one understand sarcasm...

[Pellaeon]

Jaegon Targaryen, on 31 July 2012 - 06:01 PM, said:

How is it any different to genetalia ? In response to the person above ...

[sarcasm]
Cultural determinate, if you talk of the secondary sexual characteristics of a women you are automatically a vulgar ass
[/sarcasm]

Edited by Pellaeon, 31 July 2012 - 06:08 PM.

[Jaegon Targaryen]

Ha , well I apologize for my reaction I'm tired and as a result easily agitated. ( Sarcasm is slightly harder to detect over a computer)