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He is... The Most Interesting Man in Westeros


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#1 Dany Jon or Bust

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 05:55 PM

He knows what happened at The Tower of Joy.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.
The Bear and the Maiden Fair wrote a song, about him.
His legend precedes him, the way Lightning precedes Thunder.
His allies don't ask for help, simply out of respect.
He has inside jokes with complete strangers.
He once ran to the Winterfell, because it was on his way.
His enemies often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He's a lover, not a fighter.  But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas.

He is...Howland Reed.

#2 Black Walder

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:01 PM

"I don't always eat frogs, but when I do, I eat the frogs they serve at the Sign of the Twofold Cross in Fleabottom." --Howland Reed

#3 Dany Jon or Bust

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:04 PM

View PostBlack Walder, on 21 August 2012 - 06:01 PM, said:

"I don't always eat frogs, but when I do, I eat the frogs they serve at the Sign of the Twofold Cross in Fleabottom." --Howland Reed

hahahah didn't know how to end it.

#4 RenlyIsNotRight

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:05 PM

And now I imagine Howland Reed looking like a fun sized Most Interesting Man In The World holding a frog spear and wearing snakeskin armor...thanks.

#5 Allyria Iliogeniti

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:08 PM

I hate him...
He killed my Arthur :crying: :bawl: :crying:


edit: I prefer to hate him than the Ned for killing my Arthur

Edited by Jon's Queen Consort, 21 August 2012 - 06:17 PM.


#6 Barristan the Boss

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:09 PM

Haha nice thread

"He once killed the Sword of the Morning, just to see what it feels like"

#7 RenlyIsNotRight

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:10 PM

View PostJon, on 21 August 2012 - 06:08 PM, said:

I hate him...he killed my Arthur :crying: :bawl: :crying:

We don't know if that was him, Ned, or him and Ned double teaming Arthur yet...

That last part really came out wrong. Inb4 I just inspired a Ned/Howland/Arthur fanfic

#8 Kobayashi Maru

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:11 PM

View PostRenlyIsNotRight, on 21 August 2012 - 06:10 PM, said:

We don't know if that was him, Ned, or him and Ned double teaming Arthur yet...

That last part really came out wrong. Inb4 I just inspired a Ned/Howland/Arthur fanfic

Poor choice of words indeed. :rofl:

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:11 PM

View PostJon, on 21 August 2012 - 06:08 PM, said:

I hate him...
He killed my Arthur :crying: :bawl: :crying:

Ned could have killed him. And the Reeds are Golden!

#10 TerraPrime

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:14 PM

View PostRenlyIsNotRight, on 21 August 2012 - 06:10 PM, said:

Inb4 I just inspired a Ned/Howland/Arthur fanfic

Heretic.

Ned will never betray Robert like that, especially not with that hussy Dayne, who liked to show off his "Sword of the Morning" to anyone who can stuff a copper piece into his pants.

#11 Dany Jon or Bust

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:15 PM

View PostJon, on 21 August 2012 - 06:08 PM, said:

I hate him...
He killed my Arthur :crying: :bawl: :crying:

If it's any consolation, I honestly made this after pondering how the hell anyone could ever kill Ser Arthur.

I hope he's still alive. Ned, Howland, and Arthur may have made a pact :cool4:

#12 Brony Stark

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:16 PM

The Dornishman's wife tasted him, out of respect.

#13 Barristan the Boss

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:19 PM

He lives vicariously...through a dragon

The Others are moving south, to pay him homage

#14 Florina Stark

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:26 PM

AND ME OUT OF LIKES!

Best thread.

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:30 PM

I honestly love Howland now

#16 Allyria Iliogeniti

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:32 PM

He is the one who knows where the whores go.

He is the Father of the Children of the forest.

He is the only one who has found the middle ground in the Game of Thrones.

He is aware of the things Jaime does for love.

He knows what is that Jon don't know. :cool4:

He knows who is the NK.

He knows who CH is.

He knows where Benjen is.

Edited by Jon's Queen Consort, 21 August 2012 - 07:55 PM.


#17 Gar Weg Wun Sygerrik

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:02 PM

"When life gave him lemons, he invented lemoncakes."

Edited by Gar Weg Wun Sygerrik, 21 August 2012 - 07:04 PM.


#18 Spoony

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:03 PM

I approve of this thread.

#19 Alexander Stark

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:07 PM

He is what is behind Eurons Eyepatch

#20 UnJoff

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:07 PM

The old gods worship him.



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