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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


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#1 King Euron Swagjoy

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:02 PM

Since the other thread was locked, presumably due to the length, I decided to start a new one.

The rules:

1.)You are given three choices by the previous post.
2.)You must choose which of the three that you were given that you will either Fuck, Marry, or Kill.
3.)Once you go, then you have to come up with three choices yourself for the next poster.

The options from the last post on the previous thread:

Fools version
Ser Dontos
Moon Boy
Butterbumps

#2 Saint Arya

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:20 PM

I'm waiting for the next round. I've already had to fuck Butterbumps once today and that's enough..

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:32 PM

I'm waiting for the next round. I've already had to fuck Butterbumps once today and that's enough..

That reminds me of how I always got stuck with some fat guy edition. Me and Wyman are quite acquainted with each other. /rofl2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />

#4 Saint Arya

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:46 PM

That reminds me of how I always got stuck with some fat guy edition. Me and Wyman are quite acquainted with each other. :rofl:

I've created a few Cushion for the pushin' editions lol

#5 The Angels' Prophet

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:21 PM

I would marry Moon Boy. Moon Boy knows more then he says he does.
I would Fuck Butterbumps /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />
And I'd kill Dontos. Never Liked him /sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />

Schemers Edition
Petyr Baelish
Varys The Spider
Cersei Lannister (Even if she is a poor schemer, I can't think of any others at the moment)

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:59 PM

Fuck Cersei, everyone will agree it would be dangerous to kill her.
Kill Varys, he would be an enemy when I...
...marry Littlefinger and we both plan Westeros domination


Poisoners edition.

Lysa Tully
Oberyn Martell
Olenna Tyrell

Edited by Volonqar, 12 November 2012 - 10:00 PM.


#7 SerLaughingStorm

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Posted 12 November 2012 - 10:27 PM

Fuck Oberyn.
Marry Olenna. She has connections? Money? Something? Don't think I could consummate that, though!
Kill Lysa.

Random!
Frenya the Spearwife
Dareon the Singer
Ser Vardis Egen

Edited by Ser Laughing Storm, 12 November 2012 - 10:28 PM.


#8 Saint Arya

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:21 AM

Random!
Marry Frenya the Spearwife- eh
Fuck Dareon the Singer- he can seduce me that sweet voice
Kill Ser Vardis Egen- elimination

Lordly Edition
Randyll Tarly
Edmure Tully
Beric Dondarrion

#9 SerLaughingStorm

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:43 AM

Kill Randyll. Cruel and doesn't sound all that fuckable.
Marry Beric. Just don't die on me!
Fuck the Tully.

Random Sers of the deceased variety
Ser Cortnay Penrose
Ser Waymar Royce
Ser Arys Oakheart

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:37 AM

Random Sers of the deceased variety
Ser Cortnay Penrose
Ser Waymar Royce
Ser Arys Oakheart


Oooh, these are all good pickings.

Fuck Ser Arys Oakheart - because he sounds hot and Arianne broke him in for me. /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />
Marry Ser Cortnay Penrose - badass minor character and I love him for his awesome zingers.
Kill Ser Waymar Royce - seems like a dipshit

Next: Foreign Beauties(at least from a Westeros perspective)
Taena Merryweather
Doreah of Lys
Talisa Maegyr (whoever the hell she is on the show)

Edited by Chelly, 13 November 2012 - 10:38 AM.


#11 Juli Cachet

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:45 AM

Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.
Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.
Kill Jeyne Talisa. Never liked her.

I'm feeling nice today, so...
Beautiful Men Edition!
Jaime Lannister
Rhaegar Targaryen
Brandon Stark

#12 Saint Arya

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:47 AM

Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.
Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.
Kill Jeyne Talisa. Never liked her.

I'm feeling nice today, so...
Beautiful Men Edition!
Jaime Lannister
Rhaegar Targaryen
Brandon Stark


Yes!!

Fuck Brandon- at least 50x
Marry Rhaegar- be queen and teach his ass to have fun
Kill Jaime- no Cersei leftovers thanks

Beautiful women
Arriane
Lyanna
Cersei

#13 Breaker of Ice

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:17 PM

Fuck Arianne
Marry Lyanna
Kill Cersei

Wildlings edition

Tormund
Mance
Rattleshirt

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:29 PM

Kill Rattleshirt, the rattling annoys me.
Fuck Mance, elimination.
Marry Tormund, har!

Wildling Women Edition
Ygritte
Val
Frenya the Spearwife

#15 Lord Flashheart

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

Kill the spearwife

Fuck Ygritte

Marry Val


Gamers Edition (Game of Thrones of course)

Doran Martell

Littlefinger

Varys!

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 01:51 PM

Marry Doran and chill with him at the Water Gardens.
Kill Varys. Don't like him.
Fuck Littlefinger, elimination.

Kingsguard/Queensguard/Rainbowguard
Arys Oakheart
Barristan Selmy
Loras Tyrell

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:02 PM

Marry... Ser Barristan
F*ck... Loras Tyrell
Kill... Arys Oakenheart (one has to die...)

Random edition again:

Willas Tyrell
Samwell Tarly
Ser Ilyn Paine

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:06 PM

I'll be unorthodox and:

Marry Samwell - he's one of the few nice guys in Westeros
F**k Ser Illyn - I think he's not quite the villain he's seems in AGOT and deserves a bit of fun
Kill Willas - yes, I know he seems nice and dreamy, but an unknown quantity in Westeros is not to be trusted

And one of the guys:
Asha Greyjoy
Val
Tyene Sand

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:24 PM

I'll fuck the shit out of Asha,
marry Val, hopefully with benefits,
and kill Tyene, process of elimination.

Ironborn finalist of the EG
Asha
Victarion
Euron

Edited by Crown, 13 November 2012 - 02:24 PM.


#20 Chelly

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:36 PM

Mine /pirate.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pirate:' />

Fuck Euron - times infinity
Marry Asha - we can all agree Euron and Vic are terrible spouses. Asha is awesome and we can have so much fun together. /devil.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':devil:' />
Kill Vic - only process of elimination but make sure to send him to DaniSnowborn first /wink.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=';)' />

Next: Ironborn who didn't make the EG
Balon Greyjoy
Dagmer Cleftjaw
Rodrik the Reader



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