F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4
Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:02 PM
1.)You are given three choices by the previous post.
2.)You must choose which of the three that you were given that you will either Fuck, Marry, or Kill.
3.)Once you go, then you have to come up with three choices yourself for the next poster.
The options from the last post on the previous thread:
Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:21 PM
I would Fuck Butterbumps
And I'd kill Dontos. Never Liked him
Varys The Spider
Cersei Lannister (Even if she is a poor schemer, I can't think of any others at the moment)
Posted 12 November 2012 - 09:59 PM
Kill Varys, he would be an enemy when I...
...marry Littlefinger and we both plan Westeros domination
Edited by Volonqar, 12 November 2012 - 10:00 PM.
Posted 12 November 2012 - 10:27 PM
Marry Olenna. She has connections? Money? Something? Don't think I could consummate that, though!
Frenya the Spearwife
Dareon the Singer
Ser Vardis Egen
Edited by Ser Laughing Storm, 12 November 2012 - 10:28 PM.
Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:37 AM
Random Sers of the deceased variety
Ser Cortnay Penrose
Ser Waymar Royce
Ser Arys Oakheart
Oooh, these are all good pickings.
Fuck Ser Arys Oakheart - because he sounds hot and Arianne broke him in for me.
Marry Ser Cortnay Penrose - badass minor character and I love him for his awesome zingers.
Kill Ser Waymar Royce - seems like a dipshit
Next: Foreign Beauties(at least from a Westeros perspective)
Doreah of Lys
Talisa Maegyr (whoever the hell she is on the show)
Edited by Chelly, 13 November 2012 - 10:38 AM.
Posted 13 November 2012 - 10:47 AM
Fuck Doreah, she has to be good at it.
Marry Taena, only to find out who she's probably spying for.
JeyneTalisa. Never liked her.
I'm feeling nice today, so...
Beautiful Men Edition!
Fuck Brandon- at least 50x
Marry Rhaegar- be queen and teach his ass to have fun
Kill Jaime- no Cersei leftovers thanks
Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:06 PM
Marry Samwell - he's one of the few nice guys in Westeros
F**k Ser Illyn - I think he's not quite the villain he's seems in AGOT and deserves a bit of fun
Kill Willas - yes, I know he seems nice and dreamy, but an unknown quantity in Westeros is not to be trusted
And one of the guys:
Posted 13 November 2012 - 02:36 PM
Fuck Euron - times infinity
Marry Asha - we can all agree Euron and Vic are terrible spouses. Asha is awesome and we can have so much fun together.
Kill Vic - only process of elimination but make sure to send him to DaniSnowborn first
Next: Ironborn who didn't make the EG
Rodrik the Reader