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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


King Euron Swagjoy

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Oh dear, this is one of those "can't I just kill all of them" editions.

Marry...Joffrey. He has money, anyway.

Fuck Cersei. She'd be good at it, anyway.

Kill Walder. At least I get to kill one of them.

Femme Fatale Threesome Edition

Asha Greyjoy and Arya Stark

Dacey Mormont and Nymeria Sand

Brienne of Tarth and Daenerys Targaryen

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Femme Fatale Threesome Edition

Asha Greyjoy and Arya Stark

Dacey Mormont and Nymeria Sand

Brienne of Tarth and Daenerys Targaryen

Oh yea. this is mine

Shit, this is too hard.

I'm assuming Arya's 18 year old version.

FUCK Asha Greyjoy and Arya Stark

MARRY Dacey Mormont and Nymeria Sand (this is gonna be dangerous)

KILL Brienne of Tarth and Daenerys Targaryen (I really wanna have something with Nymeria Sand, sorry :'()

Old Lady edition:

Old Nan

Olenna Tyrell

The Green Grace

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Oh yea. this is mine

Shit, this is too hard.

I'm assuming Arya's 18 year old version.

FUCK Asha Greyjoy and Arya Stark

MARRY Dacey Mormont and Nymeria Sand (this is gonna be dangerous)

KILL Brienne of Tarth and Daenerys Targaryen (I really wanna have something with Nymeria Sand, sorry :'()

Old Lady edition:

Old Nan

Olenna Tyrell

The Green Grace

F: The Green Grace

M Olenna

K Old Nan

Winterfell edition

Hodor

Mikken

Old Nan

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I love it when you ladies send Victarion to me in this game :laugh: :love:

I'll take care of him :leer:

Ironborn Edition 2

Kill Tristifer Botley. I trust Asha's taste.

Fuck Qarl the Maid. There is no need to explain this. :drool:

Marry Rodrik Harlaw and share all the books.

Ironborn Edition 3!

Andrik the Unsmiling

Black Lorren

Maron Volmark

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F Rhaegar--he sounds like fun

M Mance--he's a sweet survivor

K Marillion--doesn't stand a chance

Living KG edition:

Osmund K. (convinced the inspiration for th KB brothers were the Osmonds without Marie)

Meryn Trant

Loras

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Fuck Osmund- if it's good enough for Cersei, it's good enough for me

Marry Loras- presumably he'd be bedding other men and let me do the same

Kill Meryn Trant- you've got to be fucking either a Lannister or a Baratheon to survive in this world

Premonition Edition:

Jojen

Melisandre

Quaithe

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