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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


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#101 Rose Rivers

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:36 PM

Fuck Myrcella... by elimination
Marry Robb
Kill Robert Strong

The Old and the Beautiful Threesome Edition
Daenerys and Maester Aemon
Arianne and Doran
Asha and The Reader

#102 Daenerys is my queen

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 06:39 AM

F: Arriane & Doran
M: Daenerys and Aemon
K: Asha & The Reader

Dorne edition:
Arriane
Doran
Areo

#103 Myrish Swamp Thing

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:02 AM

Make love to Arianne
Kill Aero for being boring
Marry Doran, I guess

Winners of the character guessing games

Arya Stark
Ramsay Bolton Snow
Jaime Lannister

#104 MrsManderly

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:12 AM

Hmm...

guess I will have to close my eyes and f**k Arya Stark (do I really have to?)
so I can marry Jaime Lannister (and f**k him frequently)
and kill Ramsay - no brainer

Various kids - once they grow up
Rickon Stark
Dickon Tarly
Shireen Baratheon

#105 Rose Rivers

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:57 PM

Fuck... Shireen, since i don't want to kill her.
Marry Rickon, he's badass and i'd be a Stark.
Kill Dickon, because why not?

Sorry, forgot to add!

What the fuck did you do to your hair? Edition
Daario
Wylla Manderly
Aegon


Edited by Rose Rivers, 13 December 2012 - 12:34 AM.


#106 KingGendry

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:47 AM

Fuck Wylla
Marry Aegon
Kill Daario

King Robert's Seed Edition (Once old enough):
Gendry
Mya Stone
Edric Storm


#107 Kobayashi Maru

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:51 AM

Fuck Gendry (have you seen him?)

kill Edric

Marry Mya? if same sex marriages are allowed in Westeros :)


the Greyjou brothers

Victarion
Euron
Damphair

#108 Saint Arya

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:03 AM

I was going to take this one but I want to see how the Ironborn lovers choose between them.. Thnowborn or Julifay ;)

#109 Juli Flay

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:49 AM

Thank you, Saint Arya! :D

I'll marry Euron. :wub:
Victarion and Aeron will be sent to Snowborn. Maybe that's against the rules, but fuck it, we're Ironborn! :pirate: :lol:


Some handsome men for Saint Arya
Jon Snow
Qarl the Maid
Oberyn Martell

#110 Saint Arya

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 09:20 AM

I can't decide!!! I want to keep a harem for them all and have them rotate as my husbands!! Ok..
Oberyn : Friday- Saturday
Qarl : Monday- Tuesday
Jon : Wednesday - Thursday
And they can alternate Sundays ;)

:drool: thanks Julifay!!

Random:
Cersei
The old bear
Darkstar

#111 MrsManderly

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 12:28 PM

Well so long as I don't have to deal with any ironborn...

F**k Cersei - she seemed to know her way around the myrish swamp
Marry the Old Bear - I love me some Mormont + get to have the coolest pet in Westeros telling me what to do in key situations
Kill Darkstar - yeeeeesssssssss!

Badassery contest
Sandor Clegane
Khal Drogo
Asha Greyjoy

#112 Daenerys is my queen

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 02:55 PM

View PostMrsManderly, on 13 December 2012 - 12:28 PM, said:

Well so long as I don't have to deal with any ironborn...

F**k Cersei - she seemed to know her way around the myrish swamp
Marry the Old Bear - I love me some Mormont + get to have the coolest pet in Westeros telling me what to do in key situations
Kill Darkstar - yeeeeesssssssss!

Badassery contest
Sandor Clegane
Khal Drogo
Asha Greyjoy
F: Asha
M: Sandor
K: Drogo (even though I don't want to :()

Singers edition:
Daeron
Marrilon
Mance Rayder


#113 Hugor Stone

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 12:50 PM

I could go for an old fashioned hang job right now, so that kinda exempts Marrilon from sex.... so I'll just slit his throat like Lord Robert's wishes
Daeron is the fiddler guy? He's the coolest. I'll sleep with him just on principle of being so fucking cool
Marry Mance, I'll be a, uh, husband of a king lol, talk about free folk


The somewhat Holy Trinity

Damphair
Melisandre
The Sparrow

#114 DaniSnowborn

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:39 PM

The somewhat Holy Trinity
Marry the Damphair, I love him.
Fuck Melisandre, she's so sexy!
Kill the Sparrow, I don't like him and the sparrows don't seem very clean. Ew.

Baratheon brothers
Robert
Stannis
Renly

#115 TheBlackfish67

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:27 PM

Fuck - Renly
Marry - Stannis
Kill - Robert even though he seems to plenty experienced at the others

Dany love interest version
- Khal Drogo
- Daario
- Jorah Mormont

#116 SkyBry

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:46 PM

Fuck daario
Kill jorah
Marry drogo, So much awesomeness Just cant be ignored!

Bastard version
Joffrey
Gendry
Jon

#117 SerLaughingStorm

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 08:35 PM

Kill Joffrey. Always kill Joffrey.
Marry Gendry. He has King's blood, he could build me things, he's a strapping lad. Why not?
Fuck Jon Snow. His vows wouldn't allow it but they would disallow marriage even more :lol:

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Mya Stone
Tyene Sand
Aurane Waters

#118 Rose Rivers

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 12:06 AM

Fuck Mya, because i don't want to kill her.
Marry Tyene, because she's badass and beautiful. Who doesn't want to marry into the Sand Snakes?
Kill Aurane, because i'm not particularly attached to him.

Tyrell Boys Edition
Willas
Garlan
Loras

#119 ambi76

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 07:07 AM

Fuck Loras  :drool: (Preferably in a mmf threesome with whomever he pleases)
Marry Garlan
Kill Willas (sorry dude, you're not on the radar yet)

Lord Commanders Edition

Jeor Mormont
Jaime Lannister
Barristan Selmy

#120 Top12Gun

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:08 PM

View Postambi76, on 15 December 2012 - 07:07 AM, said:

Lord Commanders Edition

Jeor Mormont
Jaime Lannister
Barristan Selmy

Kill Jeor
Fuck Jaime
Marry Barristan

Animals
Grey Wind
Ghost
Drogon



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