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F*ck,Marry,Kill(ASoIaF style) Part 4


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#21 Daenerys is my queen

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 05:21 PM

F Dagmer
M Rodrik
K Balon

Dothraki edition
Khal Drogo
Rakharo
Irri

#22 DreamSongs

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Posted 13 November 2012 - 11:15 PM

Fuck Irri
Marry Drogo
Kill Rakharo


Targ Edition

Dani
Rhaegar
Viserys

#23 Saint Arya

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 06:58 AM

Marry Rheagar- be queen and do whatever I want
Fuck Viserys- eh it's only once and he's pretty good looking
Kill Dany- elimination

Tully Edition
Cat
Edmure
Blackfish

#24 DaniSnowborn

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 09:17 AM

Tully Edition
Kill Cat. Sorry, Cat.
Marry Edmure, the guy seems like a potentially good husband.
Fuck the Blackfish, he's experienced (?)

Arryn edition
Jon
Harry the Heir
Elbert

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:11 AM

Arryn edition
Fuck Jon, obviously :leaving:
Marry Harry the Heir obviously :lol:
Kill Elbert obvioulsy?

Ships edition

Nedbert
Stavos
SanSan

#26 MrsManderly

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:25 AM

So guess this would be a threesome sort of thing? :blushing:

F**k SanSan - hoping I get to f**k Sandor and Sansa stays on the sidelines
Marry Stavos - they are both nice guys in their own way
Kill Nedbert - they're dead anyway

Expansive privates edition
Asha Greyjoy (think her and Qarl)
Tormund Giantsbane
Mero the Titan's Bastard

#27 Juli Flay

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 10:41 AM

Fuck Tormund, to see how long his member really is.
Marry Asha and go reaving together!
KIll Mero. Who was that again?

Walda Edition!
Fat Walda
Fair Walda
White Walda Frey

#28 Daenerys is my queen

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 05:37 PM

View PostJulifay, on 14 November 2012 - 10:41 AM, said:

Fuck Tormund, to see how long his member really is.
Marry Asha and go reaving together!
KIll Mero. Who was that again?

Walda Edition!
Fat Walda
Fair Walda
White Walda Frey
F Fair Walda
M Fat Walda
K White Walda

Northmen edition
Ned
Roose
Greatjon

#29 King Euron Greyjoy

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 06:40 PM

Northmen edition
Fuck Ned - Process of elimination
Marry Roose - Roose is the epitome of awesome.
Fuck Greatjon - He seems like a big guy

Hot Queens edition:
Margaery Tyrell
Cersei Lannister
Daenerys Targaryen

#30 KhaleesiDany

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 11:53 PM

Marry Daenerys: Forever alone?
Fuck Margaery: I have a feeling she knows what she's doing
Kill Cersei: Finally. Have been waiting entire books for this.

The poster above's manifestations
Theon Greyjoy
Euron Greyjoy
Tywin Lannister

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 12:09 AM

Oh you make this too easy :wub: All of these below are self-explanatory

Fuck Euron
Marry Theon
Kill Tywin

Secret Targaryens :rofl:
Varys
Tyrion
Quaithe

Edited by Chelly, 15 November 2012 - 12:10 AM.


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Posted 15 November 2012 - 12:34 AM


Marry Tyrion, he would make a fun husband I think
Can't fuck Varys, so kill him and
Fuck Quaithe. Let her leave the mask on tho. I like a bit of mystery.

A bit of Targ blood:
Ben Plumm
Quentyn
Aurane Waters



#33 MrsManderly

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 05:30 AM

Kill Aurane Waters - not sure why but I found him annoying
F**k Ben Plumm - also not sure why but I found him kind of se*y
Marry Quentyn - yes, the kid's not the brightest but his heart's in the right place

The only Targs/potential Targs I actually like:
Maester Aemon
Egg
Good Queen Alysanne

#34 Daenerys is my queen

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Posted 15 November 2012 - 07:19 PM

View PostMrsManderly, on 15 November 2012 - 05:30 AM, said:

Kill Aurane Waters - not sure why but I found him annoying
F**k Ben Plumm - also not sure why but I found him kind of se*y
Marry Quentyn - yes, the kid's not the brightest but his heart's in the right place

The only Targs/potential Targs I actually like:
Maester Aemon
Egg
Good Queen Alysanne
F: Good Queen Alysanne
M: Maester Aemon
K: Egg

Maester edition:
Maester Aemon
Maester Luwin
Maester Cressen

#35 Juli Flay

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 04:17 PM

Marry Aemon and let him teach me all the stuff he learned at the Citadel.
Fuck Luwin, I guess.
Kill Cressen, elimination.

Limb-missing Edition
Jaime Lannister
Donal Noye
Qhorin Halfhand

#36 DreamSongs

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 04:59 PM

Fuck Qhorin...its only once
Marry Jaime...and move to the other side of the world to keep Cersei away
Kill Donal...did nothing for me.

NW edition:

Sam Tarly
Dolorous Edd
Jeor Mormont

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 06:01 PM

NW edition:
Kill Sam Tarly. I don't want to get near his fat pink mast, ever.
Fuck Dolorous Edd, I guess.
Marry Jeor Mormont, he was a cool guy.

NW edition, part II:
Pyp
Grenn
Satin

#38 Babeldygob

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 07:27 PM

Kill Pyp, because he badmouthed Jon when he became commander;
Marry Grenn, because he'd be my lapdog;
Fuck Satin, I guess he should have some skills.

Maester Cressen
Maester Luwin
Maester Aemon

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 07:22 PM

I feel like I was avoiding doing this same one recently :lol:

Marry Luwin, he was a nice guy.
Fuck Aemon. Blood of the dragon. Rawr. :dunno:
Kill Cressen. Sorry, old guy!


People Who Pretended to be Other People
Asha Greyjoy
Ramsay Bolton
Jeyne Poole

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 08:15 PM

View PostSer Laughing Storm, on 20 November 2012 - 07:22 PM, said:

I feel like I was avoiding doing this same one recently :lol:

Marry Luwin, he was a nice guy.
Fuck Aemon. Blood of the dragon. Rawr. :dunno:
Kill Cressen. Sorry, old guy!


People Who Pretended to be Other People
Asha Greyjoy
Ramsay Bolton
Jeyne Poole
F: Jeyne
M(& F :lol:) Asha
K: Ramsay

Jon edition:
Greatjon
Jon Snow
Jon Connington



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