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[Stubby]

A traditional male value is an even value, eg $1.00, $5.00, $10.00.  Why make us fuck around with change?

[polishgenius]

Baitac, on 12 December 2012 - 06:50 PM, said:

"Traditional male values" reminds me of "traditional feminine values" which equals Sansa, which equals throw up.

Traditional male values equals Gregor. Man strong! Man randy! Rargh.

Edited by polishgenius, 12 December 2012 - 09:04 PM.

[Elder Sister]

Man, I long for the day when a man could slap an hysterical woman across the face and all he'd get was a "Thanks, I needed that."

But I do appreciate someone opening the door for me.  Does that mean I'm fired as Captain of the Deep South Feminist Militia?   I did admit to kicking a little boy in the balls as a kid.  That should count for something.

ETA:  Slapping women and nut kicking is wrong.  I don't do either, and don't hold with violence of any kind unless it involves Ryan Seacrest or Guy Fieri or the dude that hosts Cupcake Wars.

Violence is bad.  Cupcakes are good.

ES out.

Edited by Elder Sister, 12 December 2012 - 09:57 PM.

[polishgenius]

Elder Sister, on 12 December 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

But I do appreciate someone opening the door for me.  Does that mean I'm fired as Captain of the Deep South Feminist Militia?  

No, that just makes you, like, English. Anyone be they male, female or intermediate is entitled to get in a huff if a person (a reasonable distance) in front of them doesn't hold the door, in our opinion.

[Elder Sister]

Oh, thank you.  I do hold the door for males and females if I get there first and only slam it on the vile enemies of the militia.

[Baitac]

Elder Sister, on 12 December 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

Man, I long for the day when a man could slap an hysterical woman across the face and all he'd get was a "Thanks, I needed that."

But I do appreciate someone opening the door for me.  Does that mean I'm fired as Captain of the Deep South Feminist Militia?   I did admit to kicking a little boy in the balls as a kid.  That should count for something.

Never, ever. You are Captain for Life and Eternity. You are a lady, though. I like doors held for me as well. Like you, though, I like to open doors for others and often open the darn door myself.

[sologdin]

pre-adolescent nut-kicking is a tired tactic of an arriere garde branch known as neo-liberal feminism, which, in terms of the spectrum, is right-of-center, a form of revanchism contra troglodytes--call it Barely Feminism--a political dead-end, a praxis for cynics corrupted by realpolitik who have nevertheless not digested machiavelli, a nasty programme that has failed even to demand rights in the grand liberal tradition, failing thereby to rise even to the level of the utilitarian, remaining a mere simulacrum of male aggression--and yet a false simulacrum: for who has heard of proverbial vulva-kicking?  the entire platform, madame, is accordingly a horrible deception.

Edited by sologdin, 12 December 2012 - 09:46 PM.

[Elder Sister]

You are right.  I got a major beating for kicking him and although I wasn't sorry (he was a bully and had it coming)I was only 5 or 6, and feel my age should be a consideration.

I did modify my post because, like most Mississippians, I am a peaceful, loving member of humanity with a deep yearning for harmony and tranquility, and as we both know, a tranquil world is a just world where nuts can roam free from terror and fears of red, snip-toe cowboy boots.

[Sci-2]

Wait, Solo was serious? I just liked all of the $5 and $10 words he had in there.

[Triskele]

Having received said kick in the nuts myself, I have to say that there's something that I find poetic about its existence.  It hurts.  And it hurts in a way that just isn't like anything else.  The world, however more egalitarian, is still a man's world.  At least someone can kick us in the nuts when all else fails.

[Elder Sister]

I dunno.  The only words I really understood were vulva kicking.

I could just tell I was in trouble.

[viniS]

Noontidal, on 12 December 2012 - 08:29 PM, said:

Perhaps it's when they order food.  A man knows what he wants for lunch before even being presented with a menu.  15 seconds of searching for a compatible dish is all he needs.  Excepting when he is ordering in an unfamiliar language.  Then he scans the menu thoughtfully, orders something, and when they bring out an eggplant and ostrich salad, he grins confidently as if that was exactly what he wanted and devours it without complaint.

I went out to dinner with four colleagues from work tonight (not a one of which had a vagina, I'll add), and you're quite right about this. I knew which steak I was going to eat long before I got the menu, but accidentally ordered the wrong brocolli. I quite like steamed brocolli, but cannot stand to eat it grilled. However, with my colleagues watching, goddamn if I didn't dip that shit in my steak juice and smile as I choked it down.

[Raskolnikov]

When approaching doors at the same time with wimmins I like to hang back a bit and let her through first, so she'll open the door for me. Ladies first.

[Lord of Oop North]

I like to stalk my prey from the safety of behind the plastic plants in the lobby. I wait until they open a door to woo a female, and then pounce upon them! My employee-benefits paid-for-teeth tearing out their jugular in one absurdly violent, panty-dropping, mate-bagging motion of pure traditional male values.

Edited by Lord of Oop North, 12 December 2012 - 10:51 PM.

[Triskele]

Raskolnikov, on 12 December 2012 - 10:41 PM, said:

When approaching doors at the same time with wimmins I like to hang back a bit and let her through first, so she'll open the door for me. Ladies first.

Holy crap.  You just jolted back my mind to when I was 5 years old and some "ladies first" girl was the first to be eaten by the tiger.  Misogyny!

[Lord of Oop North]

Triskele, on 12 December 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

Holy crap.  You just jolted back my mind to when I was 5 years old and some "ladies first" girl was the first to be eaten by the tiger.  Misogyny!

You let a woman be eaten by a tiger? Looks like someone lacks traditional male values.

[Triskele]

Lord of Oop North, on 12 December 2012 - 11:20 PM, said:

You let a woman be eaten by a tiger? Looks like someone lacks traditional male values.

It was some book!

[Horza]

I find rubbing my loins against verical surfaces provides adequate warning to greater felines to stay away from my domain. That's what I told building security, not that those feminazi drones heeded me.

[TerraPrime]

Horza, on 12 December 2012 - 11:27 PM, said:

I told building security, not that those feminazi drones heeded me.

Did you woo them with poetry written in an obscure language?

Yes?

See, that's where you went wrong.

[Horza]

TerraPrime, on 12 December 2012 - 11:41 PM, said:

Did you woo them with poetry written in an obscure language?

Yes?

See, that's where you went wrong.

If the Decameron in the original Florentine is the wrong choice, I do not want to be right.