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#1 Mya Stone

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:06 PM

The internet, and a wise MIA boarder told me so.


What other interesting facts have you learned on the internet today?

#2 Theda Baratheon

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:14 PM

Then I don't exist. /sad.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':(' />

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:19 PM

I learned that kids turn some people into braindead zombies who forget important historical facts and lore. Also, anyone who claims that Wales exists is a traitor and a philistine -- the kind of vicious ne'er-do-well who would also dispute the undeniable facts that England invented tea and Africa.

Edited by Xray the Enforcer, 27 January 2013 - 04:20 PM.


#4 Mya Stone

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

I learned that kids turn some people into braindead zombies who forget important historical facts and lore.


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Lucky for you, dear one, you have no idea what that feels like.

I also learned that the Ottoman Empire was hilly. In fact, it was the HILLIEST of them all.

#5 Jaxom 1974

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

Only in old King Arthur stories...Wales is a legendary mythical place...

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:23 PM

Occasionally some people have postulated that a mountainous country alongside England might exist, in the literature this concept is often called *Wales as a play on the well known sea beast mistaken for islands by early travellers. But upon investigation it invariably turns out that they have forgotten to taken into account the extreme hilliness of the Ottoman Empire. Of course as you all know a secondary hilly area located in western Europe would cause the Earth's orbit to become unstable and to sway like Dylan Thomas on his way back from the pub.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:25 PM

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Lucky for you, dear one, you have no idea what that feels like.

I also learned that the Ottoman Empire was hilly. In fact, it was the HILLIEST of them all.


Yeah but do you know anything about a lying lair who lies?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:33 PM

Hmmm, still not there, you say? Pity.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:39 PM

Isn't Wales where that Harry Potter series of books was set...?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 04:58 PM

I thought that was Narnia?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 06:46 PM

Ahh, the Wales denialists strike again. We've Welsh board members living and posting from Wales. What more do we need to show Wales is a real place. I've posted photographs of the Welsh regional parlemant. Geez what more do y'all need?

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Edited by Ser Scot A Ellison, 27 January 2013 - 06:47 PM.


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Posted 27 January 2013 - 06:49 PM

We've Welsh board members living and posting from Wales.

So because someone says something on the internet, it has to be true?

C'mon Scot, I expect more out of you.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 06:52 PM

interestingly, this came up last night when someone rolled a W for scattergories, there was going to be an argument about whether or not Wales was a valid answer for country, but then we realized two people had written it down and so it was a moot point and they both had to scratch it out.

#14 Ser Scot A Ellison

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:05 PM

If Wales doesn't exist where was this building constructed?

http://www.ukti.gov.uk/1430240.image

If the Welsh aren't a real people who invented the Welsh language?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:14 PM

Ser Scot, please take 2 extra strength Advil and lie down. You are running a fever. /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:14 PM

If the Welsh aren't a real people who invented the Welsh language?


It was invented as a schoolboy's prank. Have you fucking seen it?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:19 PM

damn it, no wales...i was saving up for a visit...guess i'll have to spend it on more weed to ease the pain of this horrific revelation... /smoking.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':smoking:' />

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:19 PM

It was invented as a schoolboy's prank. Have you fucking seen it?

To be fair I typed something the other day with gloves on ad it came out like 'ddwydh sjfhd lafhe shaydn'' and my friends thought I was typing in Welsh /lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

Edited by ~Mya Bara Stone~, 27 January 2013 - 07:19 PM.


#19 Ser Scot A Ellison

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:22 PM

Inigima,

Yup. It's far too extensive and elaborate to be a mere prank.
Someone had to have spent time and effort to create a language this complete. Who was this person?

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 07:22 PM

/cool4.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cool4:' /> Here's the view from outside of my window (The Welsh Valleys) a few days ago: http://sphotos-a.ak....053952481_n.jpg



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