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#1 Spilly

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:36 PM

I think the worst i've heard was a R+L=Sam theory. What theory do you just absolutely hate?

Edited by Spilly, 13 May 2013 - 11:40 PM.


#2 HouseHarrison

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:38 PM

It's not "stupid", I can see some evidence for it, but I would absolutely hate it if Euron = a shapeshifting warlock theory.

Though fortunately, I think if he was a warlock, he'd avoid having the obvious features from drinking shade of the evening.

Edit: Also Ned waring into Illyn Payne.

Edited by HouseHarrison, 13 May 2013 - 11:57 PM.


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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:40 PM

Robb is actually Brandon's son. But at this point I think we have to start calling them hypotheses.

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:42 PM

R+L=S lol. The worst one I've heard is N+L=J, implying that Ned and Lyanna emulated the Targaryens- I hasten to add, I don't believe it so there is no need to argue about it and get the thread locked.

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 11:53 PM

Every theory that suggests pre series characters are still running around with different identities in the time of the series, more specifically the theories that Rhaegar is still alive and is Mance Rayder or even Darkstar.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:04 AM

Daenerys is mother to Jon Snow. lol

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:07 AM

R'Hllor=Bittersteel & Great Other=Bloodraven that one I could see tho /cool4.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cool4:' />

Edited by mindchap, 14 May 2013 - 12:08 AM.


#8 Balerion06

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:08 AM

The amazing Jon Snow is the amazing solution to every problem in the books, and every other character we have followed is completely tangential to his amazing storyline because he's the amazing song of ice and fire as he's the son of the perfectly amazing Rhaegar and Lyanna.

Did I mention he was amazing?


(before this turns into a flame war, I'm not complaining about R+L=J, but rather its perceived importance among the general fanbase)

#9 Apple Martini

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:09 AM

Rhaegar is alive and is ________.

_________ is a secret Targaryen.

_________ is my favorite character and as such must be Azor Ahai.

Ned knocked up a fisherman's daughter because some third-hand 15-year-old gossip is proof of such thing.

The amazing Jon Snow is the amazing solution to every problem in the books, and every other character we have followed is completely tangential to his amazing storyline because he's the amazing song of ice and fire as he's the son of the perfectly amazing Rhaegar and Lyanna.

Did I mention he was amazing?


And I think it's equally annoying when all of this is applied to Dany. It works both ways.

Edited by Apple Martini, 14 May 2013 - 12:10 AM.


#10 Ser Greg of House House

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:09 AM

All the theories the redneck guy came up with to create alternative scenarios to R+L=J just because he wanted Ned to be Jon's daddy.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:18 AM

That ghost is actually Howland Reed strategically placed where only Jon could see him when the direwolves were found aka The Howlin' Reed Theory.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:18 AM

The amazing Jon Snow is the amazing solution to every problem in the books, and every other character we have followed is completely tangential to his amazing storyline because he's the amazing song of ice and fire as he's the son of the perfectly amazing Rhaegar and Lyanna.

Did I mention he was amazing?


(before this turns into a flame war, I'm not complaining about R+L=J, but rather its perceived importance among the general fanbase)


this .


And I think it's equally annoying when all of this is applied to Dany. It works both ways.

& this.

#13 Balerion06

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:25 AM

And I think it's equally annoying when all of this is applied to Dany. It works both ways.

Fair enough. I do find the Jon Snow one to be far more prevalent on this board.

Admittedly, I find Dany a lot more interesting as a character, even if Jon has an infinitely better plotline, so I guess it'd irk me less if it turns out she was the solution to everything (though I'd still be quite annoyed).

Edited by Balerion06, 14 May 2013 - 12:26 AM.


#14 Apple Martini

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:27 AM

Admittedly, I find Dany a lot more interesting as a character, even if Jon has an infinitely better plotline, so I guess it'd irk me less if it turns out she was the solution to everything (though I'd still be quite annoyed).


And I'm the exact opposite (regarding finding them interesting; obviously Jon's plotline is better). Funny how that works, innit? Can you imagine, being more tolerable of theories that are kind to the characters we like? Amazing! /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' />

Edited by Apple Martini, 14 May 2013 - 12:28 AM.


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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:28 AM

o man, some people...

Edited by thecryptile, 14 May 2013 - 01:25 PM.


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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:52 AM

L+E=J translation-Lyanna + Eddard= Jon. Worst I have ever heard hands down.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 01:02 AM

_________ is a secret Targaryen.


Seriously.

People need to stop suggesting that Jon is a secret Targaryen.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 01:04 AM

L+E=J translation-Lyanna + Eddard= Jon. Worst I have ever heard hands down.

I agree

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 01:09 AM

The amazing Jon Snow is the amazing solution to every problem in the books, and every other character we have followed is completely tangential to his amazing storyline because he's the amazing song of ice and fire as he's the son of the perfectly amazing Rhaegar and Lyanna.

Did I mention he was amazing?


(before this turns into a flame war, I'm not complaining about R+L=J, but rather its perceived importance among the general fanbase)


And I think it's equally annoying when all of this is applied to Dany. It works both ways.


What both of you said.

Having the Lannister brothers being secret Targs is specially awful.

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 01:24 AM

That ghost is actually Howland Reed strategically placed where only Jon could see him when the direwolves were found aka The Howlin' Reed Theory.


LMAO!!!