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Funniest theory you ever heard


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#1 Tiki

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:11 AM

Has to be Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon.

Edited by Tiki, 30 June 2013 - 03:17 AM.


#2 Roadside Rose

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:14 AM

That Sandor & Gregor Clegane are brothers.
That Robert Strong is the composite of Robb Stark, Robert B, Khal Drogo & Gregor Clegane's bodies.
And the latest, Tywin wanted Tyrion to rape Joffrey to teach him a lesson.

Edited by Minerva of Alamut, 30 June 2013 - 03:16 AM.


#3 Mladen

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:16 AM

There are no funny theories... Only good and bad... I am such partybreaker /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

I don't know Jojen paste, no matter how gross it sounds, always make me laugh for some reason...

Also, it's Rickon, not Ricken

#4 Tiki

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:17 AM

Sorry, I've been playing too much Fire Emblem and get Ricken and Rickon mixed up.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:23 AM

Varys is a Merling

Nedbert obviously is serious.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:24 AM

It just wouldn't be a funny theory thread without one from the ultimate crackpot theory master. R + L = Samwell

That Sandor & Gregor Clegane are brothers.


" Both enjoy long walks by the beach, evenings with friends, and disembowling children." /lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

Edited by Pinkie Baelish, 30 June 2013 - 03:27 AM.


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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:26 AM

'Hodor' Is actually a dragon taming word, that when said in hearing of a dragon, will bind them to your will. The symbols around the horn that Vic is transporting said 'Hodor' In Valyrian.

Edit: also Hot Pie is Rhaegar after warging several years into the future...

There are probably many, many more...

Edited by Roose Flayton, 30 June 2013 - 03:30 AM.


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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:29 AM

Funny are those which focus on absolutely irrelevant things and minor characters. Some of the are like "hey, remember that drunken villager mentioned once in X's stay at Y? I think he is a carpenter", followed by an exhaustingly long list of solid evidence.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:30 AM

That something bad is going to happen to Sansa in TWoW. Ha! Funniest thing I've ever read. Nothing's going to happen to Sansa... nothing... /crying.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crying:' />

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:30 AM

Jaime is Aerys`s son but Cersei isn`t (or the other way around)

There are no funny theories... Only good and bad... I am such partybreaker /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />


You must be friends with these guys

It just wouldn't be a funny theory thread without one from the ultimate crackpot theory master. R + L = Samwell



" Both enjoy long walks by the beach, evenings with friends, and disembowling children." /lol.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />


/bowdown.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':bowdown:' /> The Black Hawk

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:34 AM

Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon.
LF + Catelyn = Sansa.
Ned Killed Lyanna.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:36 AM

/bowdown.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':bowdown:' /> The Black Hawk


His posts honestly brighten my day.

I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.

TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!

Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.

Edited by Pinkie Baelish, 30 June 2013 - 03:38 AM.


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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:41 AM

...I also want to add this link...

some of those are very fine /laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':laugh:' />

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:42 AM

His posts honestly brighten my day.

I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.

TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!

Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.


House Bolton is screwed....

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:43 AM

Euron is disguised as the dusky woman.

Ned warged into Ilyn Payne before death.

Varys is a woman (or merling)

#16 Pinkie Baelish

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:44 AM

House Bolton is screwed....


/crying.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crying:' />

Unless Ramsay wargs into Theon and kills all the remaining kings.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:46 AM

The Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.


Thank you so much for this. My day has been made before it has begun.

#18 Roadside Rose

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:52 AM

Ned warged into Ilyn Payne before death.

Ned warging into Ilyn Payne is so 2000&late.
/cool4.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cool4:' />

#19 Mladen

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:53 AM

Jaime is Aerys`s son but Cersei isn`t (or the other way around)


I forgot about this one... /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Hodor + Catelyn = Rickon.
LF + Catelyn = Sansa.
Ned Killed Lyanna.


4-2... I am so good in my job /smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />

Sansa theory is just pathetic, and I laugh to its creator, not the theory...

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:58 AM

Sansa theory is just pathetic, and I laugh to its creator, not the theory...


If the Sansa theory were true, it would not make sense why Cat is all uppity with Ned for supposedly fathering a bastard when she's been popping them out as well.