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If the Sansa theory were true, it would not make sense why Cat is all uppity with Ned for supposedly fathering a bastard when she's been popping them out as well.

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Jaime is actually Rhaegar

They switched places before the Battle of the Trident for Rhaegar's protection, and it was Jaime that died in the battle. Tywin doesn't recognize that it isn't his son because it's been years since he last saw him, and Cersei's obsession with Rhaegar has caused her to brainwash herself into thinking he's Jaime.

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Jaime is actually Rhaegar

They switched places before the Battle of the Trident for Rhaegar's protection, and it was Jaime that died in the battle. Tywin doesn't recognize that it isn't his son because it's been years since he last saw him, and Cersei's obsession with Rhaegar has caused her to brainwash herself into thinking he's Jaime.

What about Rhaegar is Mance Rayder?

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His posts honestly brighten my day.

I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.

TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!

Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.

Being part of House Piper would be interesting then...

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