RhaenysBee Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Or Mance Rayder+Lyanna=JonSer Arthur Dayne is Qhorin HalfhandYup, and Ashara Dayne is... Satin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yup, and Ashara Dayne is... Satin?Or Ashara is Dany's actual mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrish Swamp Thing Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Sidenote: "Warg the lightning" should be a Metallica/ASOIAF mashup band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Or Ashara is Dany's actual mother.And Ned Stark is the father. But who was born on Dragonstone during the storm then? Sam the Slayer, Tyrion Lannister or Hodor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 The theory that Tyrells killed Renly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 And Ned Stark is the father. But who was born on Dragonstone during the storm then? Sam the Slayer, Tyrion Lannister or Hodor?Hodor seems the most logical one.Asha Greyjoy is a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Hodor seems the most logical one.Asha Greyjoy is a man.Well, that's not surprising. We jut came to the conclusion the other day that Daenerys Targaryen is a man too. But now that I think of it, it's more than logical for Tywin Lannister to be a woman. All Joanna's children are from Aerys, and Tywin hated the man because he never had eyes for Tywin. All makes perfect sense.Oh yeah, another lovely theory is that Jojen Reed is actually Howland Reed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qhorin_420_hands Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 probably have to be R+L=J for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Baelish Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Sidenote: "Warg the lightning" should be a Metallica/ASOIAF mashup band. :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony of House Stark Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Hodor is a Targ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Winters Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Hodor is a TargOr more specifically, he's the real Aegon and Hodor are the last words he heard by Elia as a baby, "hold the door". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony of House Stark Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 His posts honestly brighten my day.I also want to add this link. Basically, an Unsullied viewers asked users of the /tv/ forum why Lannisters couldn't control lions, if Starks could control wolves, and Targaryens could control dragons. The thread then escalated into a bunch of hilarious crackpot theories as people started to take the piss out of the Unsullied fellow's logic by stating that everyone can warg their own sigil.TL;DR: Beric is Euron and warged the lightning to kill Balon. Proof: Both wear an eyepatch and Beric disappears at the same time that Euron appears. CONFIRMED!Also, the Blackfish is assembling an army of trout to retake Riverrun, and Lollys poisoned Joffrey by warging into his cup.That link is fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Or more specifically, he's the real Aegon and Hodor are the last words he heard by Elia as a baby, "hold the door".Oh no. You just murdered my brain. :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 That link is fucking hilarious.To you maybe. You can warg a direwolf and you also have a fucking armor... What about those poor Bolton though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Oh no. You just murdered my brain. :rofl:That was an actual theory a couple of months back :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony of House Stark Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 To you maybe. You can warg a direwolf and you also have a fucking armor... What about those poor Bolton though?Have you not seen Iron Man 3? Guy Pierce is burning which is kinda sorta like being flayed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daario's man Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Benjen + Ashara = Jon.That the Tywins children are actually Aerys'.Anything that The Black Hawk posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therealbando Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Have you not seen Iron Man 3? Guy Pierce is burning which is kinda sorta like being flayed.I have to admit I haven`t had the chance to see it yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanniswillwin Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 Howlin' Reed anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RhaenysBee Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 That was an actual theory a couple of months back :lol:With all the theories out there, I should not be surprised. But I am :o Some things just crack me and I can't believe somebody actually came up with it... :D :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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