Tywin Manderly Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 E: The name is Bond, Tyrion Bond. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallTale Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 "No need to thank me m'lady." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N/A Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 E.you probably want to kill me , but what would that accomplish? your city is already drowning in shit and i'm sort of an expert in shit ,my father taught me the secret to shitting gold before i killed him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Dany: “Half - Man of Lannister what am I to do with you? My counsel suggests taking your head. I am tempted because I have heard it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Euron's Black Eye Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 "To state it bluntly, my Grace, you're in need of a Hand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDDUnit Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 tyrion: hii so u r mother of dragonsdany : yes. n u ?tyrion: i m the half man of house lannister at ur service.dany: what shuld i call u?tyrion: anything u like ur grace.dany : wat did u r mother call u ??tyrion: my mother died giving birth to medany : mine tootyrion: so r we friends now ??Hahahahaha... love this post. That would be an awesome conversation. It would have to follow D, but I doubt that it would include Jaime. He would tell her all of your convo over a game of cyvasse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duke Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Hahahahaha... love this post. That would be an awesome conversation. It would have to follow D, but I doubt that it would include Jaime. He would tell her all of your convo over a game of cyvasse.Tyrion makes it pretty clear at the end of ASoS and throughout ADwD that he wants Jaime dead too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Tyrell Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I'd imagine he'll start off a bit more polite than that, but then get sassy when Dany starts insulting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxspecific Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I wonder wha she will say if he outright, and he very well could, mention his disturbing intentions of killing and, err, raping, Cersei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDDUnit Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Tyrion makes it pretty clear at the end of ASoS and throughout ADwD that he wants Jaime dead too.I think he will change his mind in the end. He was just really pissed off, but he will remember that Jaime was always the family member who showed him respect and affection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxspecific Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 His desire to kill Jaime seems a lot of self-inflicted mental rage and anger, something that will pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Dany in response to whatever words he's going to say: "I should cut your head, send it to your sweet sister, and she'll reward me with lands and lordship for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaseBornBastard Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 "Your Grace, I was just speaking with your nephew King Aegon......etc...etc...."Not sure how he'll frame it though. Will he try to achieve a military alliance between Aegon and Dany or will he play them off each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehnaru Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Definitely A. I could just imagine the look on Dany's face. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeve of Wizard Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 E. Dany: "I should cut your head, send it to your sweet sister, and she'll reward me with lands and lordship for it." Who wouldn't want a dwarfs head to rub for good luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrl1 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I don't know what Tyrion will say, but the first thing Dani may say upon learning his identity: "Drogon, dracarys." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Selig Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 He'll be too busy drooling to say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northbound Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I'm more interested in what he says, after the initial meeting. Perhaps he will, finally be the one who tells her about sweet daddy and RR. After all, Tyrion can't hold his tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woman of War Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 When Tyrion met DanyT: You realize of course that we could never be friends.D: Why not?T: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form - is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way.D: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.T: No you don't.D: Yes I do.T: No you don't.D: Yes I do.T: You only think you do.D: You say I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?T: No, what I'm saying is they all WANT to have sex with you.D: They do not.T: Do too.D: They do not.T: Do too.D: How do you know?T: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.D: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?T: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.D: What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?T: Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story.D: Well, I guess we're not going to be friends then.T: I guess not.D: That's too bad. You are the only person I know who loves my dragons........T: There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance.D: Which one am I?T: You're the worst kind; you're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.........T: You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life.D: That's wonderful, TyrionStolen from one of my favorite moviesD:.......and stop polishing their scales all the time, the kids get spoiled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
direwienerdog Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Your a little younger than I usually like em..... got any wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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