our Dear Leader King Jon-Un.
Moved to OP:
Oh. Kim Jong Un. The eternally 12 year old fat little kid dictator of North Korea. How could I forget someone SO significant.
The “Fact”: He had a supernatural birth
According to North Korean historical literature, Kim Jong Il was born in a log cabin inside a secret base on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Paekdu. At the moment of his birth, a bright star lit up the sky, the seasons spontaneously changed from winter to spring, and rainbows appeared.
His father was the previous AA, so clearly important.
He will become AA Reborn, and fight against the evil King Jon-Un.
Edited by Pero the first of His name, 17 July 2013 - 04:51 AM.