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Funniest theory you ever heard?


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#1 Jojen's Paste

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 04:51 AM

What's the funniest theory you've ever heard on this forum?

I personally liked the Jojen Paste Version 2 theory, which convinced me to make my own account here.

#2 Victarian Revolution

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:14 AM

As if jojen paste wasnt bad enough, what is version 2 dare i ask?

#3 Janos Slynt

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:20 AM

Any theory that is not clearly supported by any textual reference that does something more than "not contradict it" or does not have several hints for it.

I won't cite any, people can take it really personally here. /dunno.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':dunno:' />

Edited by Janos Slynt, 21 August 2013 - 05:20 AM.


#4 Nerolunar

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:20 AM

Robb being alive. Beric could not have given his life to both him and Cat, so I find this theory quite hilarious. Prove me wrong if you want.

#5 Frozentree

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:31 AM

Sandor and Gregor are brothers.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:35 AM

That Varys is not a Eunuch. Just plain old silly!

#7 The Drunkard

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:57 AM

The Dany = Jesus Christ theory.

I'm still not sure whether that was meant to be taken seriously.

#8 Pinkie Baelish

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 05:57 AM

Hodor raped Catelyn and Rickon is their demonspawn

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:00 AM

Not really a theory, but Dany being a good general.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:01 AM

Every single theory that implies ASoIaF is either the past or the future or the "real world", that science fiction technology is somehow involved or that it shares it's universe with any other fictional story.

Fortunately I have never seen stupidity like that on this board, but over at tvtropes "theories" like this crop up from time to time.

#11 David Selig

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:01 AM

Sandor and Gregor are brothers.

This one easily.

For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/

#12 TalalOfDorne

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:10 AM

This one easily.

For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/


I came here to post the same, but I was beaten to it /tongue.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':P' /> .

Yes people, read it.

#13 DaveSnow House Stark

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:11 AM

For me, that Jon Snow is actually Lyanna and King Roberts child. Someone seriously posted that and seemed to believe it, mostly based off of looks.

#14 Janos Slynt

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:13 AM

This one easily.

For those of you who haven't read it - you really should. You can find it here - http://asoiaf.wester...e-are-brothers/


Man, you won me! :-D

#15 Pikachu101

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:20 AM

Jon is the saviour /stillsick.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':stillsick:' />
Dany believes Jon's the real deal
There's something hidden in WF's tombs
Tyrion's a Targ
Jojen is actually Howland
Lady Stoneheart = Cat

The worst has got to be LF caused Robert's Rebellion. Are you kidding?!

#16 Danielsnag

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 06:38 AM

Though I'm pretty sure it was a troll, it made me actually lol.

The theory that Hodor is actually Aegon. When he was allegedly killed, he actually survived, but suffered severe brain damage as well as damage to his pituitary gland, causing excessive growth.

The name Hodor is a combination of the words he heard just before his injury; his mother calling for the guard to "Hold the door! Hold the door"

#17 Morienthar

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 07:00 AM

Hodor raped Cat and Rickon is their kid.

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 07:04 AM

Hodor raped Catelyn and Rickon is their demonspawn


That's beyond ridiculous.

#19 Jojen's Paste

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 07:11 AM

That's beyond ridiculous.


http://asoiaf.wester...rickon-so-wild/

#20 Victarion the Awesome

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 07:12 AM

My own attempt at humor, which unfortunately got locked:

Dany and Cercei will become lesbian lovers
http://asoiaf.wester...t/#entry4840472

Edited by Victarion the Awesome, 21 August 2013 - 07:20 AM.