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Was Ned really a Stark


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#1 Toxspecific

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:43 AM

I saw all these great threads asking legit questions and thought why shouldn't I post one too so the other day I was like thinking about how Ned's name was Ned Stark but we don't know who his mother was so I was like thinking maybe that's because Rickard Stark found out she had been cheating on him and impregnated by another man so he killed her out of anger and Ned was born but in accordance with Ned's mom's dying wish Rickard agreed to raise Ned well

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:46 AM

And Benjen with Lyanna just spawned in the world out of a thin air?

Weak effort, 2/10

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:47 AM

And Benjen with Lyanna just spawned in the world out of a thin air?

Weak effort, 2/10


This guy gets it.

#4 First of My Name

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:48 AM

Sorry but no.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:49 AM

I saw all these great threads asking legit questions and thought why shouldn't I post one too so the other day I was like thinking about how Ned's name was Ned Stark but we don't know who his mother was so I was like thinking maybe that's because Rickard Stark found out she had been cheating on him and impregnated by another man so he killed her out of anger and Ned was born but in accordance with Ned's mom's dying wish Rickard agreed to raise Ned well


I thought everyone knew that Ned's real father was Aerys. Why else did he ask for Ned's head? Get rid of the evidence, you know. Why else did Rickard have his Southern Ambitions to dispose of Aerys? For the first time in hundreds of years, the Starks are suddenly interested in the South? Nah, he just wanted revenge.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:50 AM

And Benjen with Lyanna just spawned in the world out of a thin air?

Weak effort, 2/10

Ever heard of second marriages?

#7 Toxspecific

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:51 AM

This isn't even going to be fun... Guys read the first part of my sentence. The first 5 words specifically. You'll get it then.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:53 AM

He is son of dulf. Sadly he never meet shagga.
:'-(

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:55 AM

Ok then....

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:57 AM

He is son of dulf. Sadly he never meet shagga.
:'-(


How can be be the son of dulf when dulf never went North

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:58 AM

What if Ned's mom is Rickard Stark's sister? Icey incest 'cause why would the Targs be the only ones.....

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 05:58 AM

What if Ned's mom is Rickard Stark's sister? Icey incest 'cause why would the Targs be the only ones.....


What scares me is that this is possible =(

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:01 AM

What if Ned's mom is Rickard Stark's sister? Icey incest 'cause why would the Targs be the only ones.....


Nah nah, it was Ned & Lyanna that got with the incest. E+L=J

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:02 AM

What if Ned's mom is Rickard Stark's sister? Icey incest 'cause why would the Targs be the only ones.....

What if Ned's mom is actually Rickard's mother-in-law? That's why me never get even a slightest hint of identity of Ned's mother - because we already got it with his grandmother.

I am starting to see through...

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:10 AM

This isn't even going to be fun... Guys read the first part of my sentence. The first 5 words specifically. You'll get it then.

Ah, you're a troll.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:11 AM

He was a lannister

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:12 AM

Ned and Hodor have been exchanged by the time of their birth.
This has been hinted within one of the first stories told by the Nan, just reread closely all the references!
The true heir of Winterfell is Hodor Stark, Ned is the grandson of the old Nan.
That's the reason he keeps her alive and near his sons.

Edited by James March, 25 August 2013 - 06:12 AM.


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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:18 AM

I could have sworn that his mother was Varys.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:20 AM

Neds the Starkiest Stark to ever to Stark a Stark. Whatever that means.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 06:26 AM

How can be be the son of dulf when dulf never went North

can you probe that? Yeah guess so. Either you give mi a ASOIAF quote that probes Dulf never went north or you shut your mouth.

Ned, son of dulf.