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Favorite Stannis Quotes


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#1 The Imperator

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:00 PM

"The good does not wash the bad nor the bad the good."

"I am the rightful king...and your son no less a traitor than my brother here. His day will come as well."

"I stopped believing in gods the day I saw the Windproud break up across the bay. Any gods so monstrous as to drown my mother and father would never have my worship, I vowed. In King’s Landing, the High Septon would prattle at me of how all justice and goodness flowed from the Seven, but all I ever saw of either was made by men."

"I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."


What are your favorite quotes of Stannis?

Edited by The Imperator, 04 September 2013 - 04:01 PM.


#2 King of Winters

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:01 PM

Spoiler

Edited by King of the Starks, 04 September 2013 - 04:08 PM.


#3 TalalOfDorne

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:01 PM

I guess this one is mine:

I was trying to win the throne to save the kingdom, when I should have been trying to save the kingdom to win the throne

#4 TalalOfDorne

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:02 PM

Spoiler I guess...


Shouldnt this be posted as a spoiler?

#5 Darth Visenya

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:03 PM

I have to return some videotapes.....

#6 TORMUNDSMEMBER10

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:05 PM

It will be 'please jon mercy mercy dont kill me you BAMF' (dont ask why jon will kill him its just a dream)

#7 King of Winters

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:08 PM

Shouldnt this be posted as a spoiler?

I'll put a spoiler around it then as it is
Spoiler


#8 The Imperator

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:08 PM

It will be 'please jon mercy mercy dont kill me you BAMF' (dont ask why jon will kill him its just a dream)

But Jon isn't even a BAMF.

#9 Arthur Dayne's Honor

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:16 PM

"In your bed she's likely to stay that way."

/rofl2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />

#10 TalalOfDorne

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:20 PM

"In your bed she's likely to stay that way."

/rofl2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />


Haha. I forgot about that one.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:25 PM

"I never asked for this, no more than I asked to be king. Yet dare I disregard her? We do not choose our destinies. Yet we must ... we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty."

"Would that all the lords of the Seven Kingdoms had but a single neck..."

Edited by The Dornish Direwolf, 04 September 2013 - 04:26 PM.


#12 Le Dragone

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:26 PM

There are too many to list, but here are a few including from WoW,

Spoiler


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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:28 PM

There are too many to list, but here are a few including from WoW,

Spoiler


Oh yes, that chapter was pure awesomeness.

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:36 PM

“Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well."

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 04:57 PM

“Celtigar pronounced it admirable. If I showed him the contents of my privy, he would declare that admirable as well."


Always loved that one /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> You just can't butter up Stannis with phony ass-kissing.

#16 The Imperator

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:36 PM

Always loved that one /biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':D' /> You just can't butter up Stannis with phony ass-kissing.

That's what I love about Stannis. He may hate the truth, but he doesn't like it when people keep it from him and give him sweet lies instead.

Edited by The Imperator, 04 September 2013 - 08:37 PM.


#17 Jon Flowers

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:43 PM

I have to return some videotapes.....

Hell yes!

#18 StannisBamfatheon

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 08:51 PM

"I am King. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations, but only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident."

#19 Lord of Beyond the Wall

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 09:20 PM

What a dull list, I come here looking for some samples of this great humorist but no, just the same dull Stannis quotes,

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 11:05 PM

What a dull list, I come here looking for some samples of this great humorist but no, just the same dull Stannis quotes,


Your post is admirable.