Alytha Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 That would be very tragic. Or maybe it's about sole fishes? One day they discover that all the soles have vanished! Almost rape and very long speeches full of truthiness and moral celery ensue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 That has potential. Evil collectivist fish, in their shoals just like commies; the ocean truly belongs to the noble sharks! Feeding frenzies (strictly non-vegetarian) for all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 I want that video on YouTube the second it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxom 1974 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Better yet, live Web cam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 That has potential. Evil collectivist fish, in their shoals just like commies; the ocean truly belongs to the noble sharks! Feeding frenzies (strictly non-vegetarian) for all! Sharks? Psht, buncha wussies. The ocean belongs to the squids and their raptor-like beaks! And I think Terry's real problem with sole isn't that it's a fish; no, it's that after heartily enjoying one for lunch he went home and looked up where Dover was, and became enraged when he found out he was tricked into eating an English fish. Those shifty restaurant people owe their lives to the fact that they didn't serve Terry any dijon mustard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alytha Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Tairy is probably still fuming about the French revolution... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mme Erzulie Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 So, has anyone commented on the success of the GoT TV show versus the Sword of Truth TV show yet...? :leaving: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Sword of Truth would be as successful as Game of Thrones and more if those bloody-commie-death-choosing screenwriters wouldn't cut out of glories of Tairy philosophy, wisdom and moral celery. Sword of Truth without noble goats and brain-washing statues is like Game of Thrones without boobs and Tyrion Lanister crack jokes. EDIT: Also you reminded me that I stopped reading old Tairy threads around Goodkind 27. Bad you, now I had to read rest of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrathOfTinyKittens Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 When this thread gets bumped I am saddened because Tormund never wrapped up the latest book :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicked Woodpecker of West Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Well maybe it's better for peace of his soul (noble, material soul, not some rooting for afterlife one) that he passed before he learned about all Tairy wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerec Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 This is still going, huh? I picked up The Omen Machine for a dollar a while back but I still haven't worked up the courage to start it. But I suppose I have better books to read first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 When this thread gets bumped I am saddened because Tormund never wrapped up the latest book :-( This. Has he been around? I'm worried that life-choosers may have abducted him for his evil misdeeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Ok. This has been dragged out long enough. Tormund is dead. He had his magic stolen and was raped by a black sister with a barbed penis and then sacrificed by a pseudo-vegetarian via the thing method. No one can hope to match his bravery or snarkicisms, but someone must carry his burden and it is I. I shall pick up a copy of The Fifteenth (or twelfth, or whichever ) Kingdom tomorrow and carry on this great legacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kojiro Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Seeing as I used to read these threads long before I actually bothered to make an account just a few days ago (that's right, I've been lurking for years, muwahahahahaha!), I must say I was rather disappointed when the midget-slayer vanished. May he rest in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Richard II Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Eh, he's not actually dead right? Some of you know him on facebook don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Metaphorically dead. Not real dead. I hope. I suppose there's also a chance he's tied up in Tairys basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinDonner Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Tormund is alive and well, but I doubt he'll be back to finish this thing off, so DaN's heroic sacrifice is most welcome! Choosing death that others might be mildly entertained, it's the true Lemming spirit. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derfel Cadarn Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Was he gagged by Tairy's Lawyers of Truth, or is he just holed up in the woods somewhere leaving rambling voicemails and ranting about 'the horror' while a noble goat is symbolically slaughtered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkynJay Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 History has shown that occasionally one can fall in love with his mord sith capture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ded As Ned Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Ok folks, I have book in my possession. The used book store paid me 5 bucks to take it off their hands. This will be slow going, because life. I'm not going to start at the beginning. I'll read through Torumund's previous entries and pick up where he left off. The bourbon is full and the bullets are locked away out of my reach... and thus I descend... "The old doctor felt my pulse, evidently thinking of something else the while. "Good, good for there," he mumbled, and then with a certain eagerness asked me whether I would let him measure my head. Rather surprised, I said Yes, when he produced a thing like calipers and got the dimensions back and front and every way, talking notes carefully. He was an unshaven little man in a threadbare coat like a gaberdine, with his feet in slippers, and I thought him a harmless fool. "I always ask leave, in the interests of science, to measure the crania of those going out there," he said. "And when they come back too?" I asked. "Oh, I never see them, " he remarked; "and, moreover, the changes take place inside, you know." He smiled, as if at some quiet joke. "So you are going out there. Famous. Interesting too." He gave me a searching glance and made another note. "Ever any madness in your family?" he asked, in a matter-of-fact tone. I felt very annoyed. "Is that question in the interests of science too?" "It would be," he said, without taking notice of my irritation, "interesting for science to watch the mental changes of individuals..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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