Werthead Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Okay, can we last longer than two weeks this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Obligatory Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brys Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 What happened to the subtitle? There were some great suggestions at the end of the last thread. Okay, can we last longer than two weeks this time? If Mystar turns up again, I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Subtitle! Subtitle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Although normally we wait for Werthead to kick it off, like he did with 1-3? Of course, he 'stole' #1 from what I posted at wotmania, but that's beside the point I feel I took something already good, and shaped it into something beautiful and subtle. A bit like Goodkind did with Ayn Rand. New subtitle up. Couldn't think of anything too original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watcher Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Is this, A) Cara being attacked by a chicken that is not a chicken? The sister of the dark getting it on with the barbed-penis demon? C) Kahlan losing her soul to Nicholas the Slide? D) Kahlan losing her virginity to Richard. Answer to be posted later. It’s a trick question, the answer is all of the above! Not only has Goodkind been recycling plots he’s been recycling dialogue as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 OK, I'll say it. The new subtitle sucks! By all that is holy, please check the suggestions at the end of the last thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry. Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I feel I took something already good, and shaped it into something beautiful and subtle. A bit like Goodkind did with Ayn Rand. New subtitle up. Couldn't think of anything too original. Bah, we just got bored quicker over there at wotmania As for the subtitle, I would have thought: The Post that is not a Post would have been so Meta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrostar Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I'm confused by this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I'm confused by this thread... /me kicks Elrostar in the chin, causing Elrostar to bite his/her own tongue off. Moral clarity!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ...hasn't it just been a week or so since Goodkind III? Man, we are good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zadok Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I think the quotes of the day do alot to help promote this thread. Now people like me who have never actually read Goodkind can join in the fun and mocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danro Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 ...hasn't it just been a week or so since Goodkind III? Man, we are good! Isn't it obvious that we are just inspired to greatness by the power of Goodkinds objective awsomeness. All hail the sf-writer that isn't an sf-writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 /me kicks Elrostar in the chin, causing Elrostar to bite his/her own tongue off. Moral clarity!!!! Hark pwns Elrostar. Moral Clarity FTW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I think the quotes of the day do alot to help promote this thread. Now people like me who have never actually read Goodkind can join in the fun and mocking. This community service is all part of a plea bargain with the crown prosecutor's office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xray the Enforcer Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Goodkind IV: I Can't Believe It's Not Fantasy! Goodkind IV: Chicken cackles of pure malevolence. "Goodkind IV: We're Too Young and Ignorant"? Goodkind IV: The Chicken that is not a Chicken? GOODKIND IV The Flood of the Fallen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werthead Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Front-Runners for the subtitle: GOODKIND VS FANTASY: ULTIMATE DEATH-MATCH GOODKIND GOES FORTH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT FANTASY! - the frontrunner so far for me THE FLOOD OF THE FALLEN VERBAL GONORRHEA CRETINOUS INSANITY - my own suggestion "STOP THE HATE! STOP THE HATE!" - a quote from the books A man mad the mistake of reaching for Richard's weapon, and took the full weight of a charging thrust. - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hark Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I dunno why Goodkind makes me think of STDs, but anway: Goodkind IV: Syphilis of the pen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Maid Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT FANTASY! I'm voting for this one. And I agree, the quotes helped promote this thread. Thank you, Mad Ghanaian and all those who posted the quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moosicus Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 I dunno why Goodkind makes me think of STDs, but anway: Goodkind IV: Syphilis of the pen Wizards first herpes? Temple of the Clap? Faith of the flaccid? Soul of the fiery burning and itching? Pillars of masturbation? Naked empirical evidence that TG sucks? I'll throw my vote for "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT FANTASY!" as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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