Fire and Lemoncakes Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 So two out of three of his presumed children don't look like him, seems quite suspicious to me. On top of that, the twincest is the only cuckolding scheme I can recall while GRRM uses most plot devices more than once. Also Rhaegar was arguably feminine, so not exactly a testosterone bomb.Maybe Summerhall was a cursed place and he got a piece of it from hanging out there all the time.I propose things went down like this:King Aerys got mad at Elia Martell for not producing an heir quick enough.Lewyn Martell + Elia = RhaenysThen Aerys got really riled up due to the child not looking Targish, so Elia had to strike a deal with him.Aerys + Elia = AegonAfter that, Rhaegar eloped with Lyanna and getting super obsessed with those prophecies. Lyanna got tired of not conceiving, so...Arthur Dayne + Lyanna = Jon SnowThat would also fix up loose ends, like Lewyn's unknown paramour and why Rhaegar took so damn long at the ToJ. And of course Jon's lack of Targ look & madness, dragon dreams and pyromania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon's Queen Consort Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Obvious troll thread is obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnivil Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I'm pretty sure Ser Barristan would have thought about how Lewyn's paramour was his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consigliere Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Poor attempt at trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bippy Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I am so tired of secret Targaryens that I take this pot and wear it ceremonially on my head for a moment to signify my allegiance.I propose things went down like this:King Aerys got mad at Elia Martell for not producing an heir quick enough.Lewyn Martell + Elia = RhaenysThen Aerys got really riled up due to the child not looking Targish, so Elia had to strike a deal with him.Aerys + Elia = AegonAfter that, Rhaegar eloped with Lyanna and getting super obsessed with those prophecies. Lyanna got tired of not conceiving, so...Arthur Dayne + Lyanna = Jon SnowWhatever you say, good sir. As long no one is a secret Targ I don't care whose the offspring actually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Of Winter Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Trolling or not, sheer bizarreness of this thread made me laugh :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faydra Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 I wonder whether we are reading the same books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ygrain Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 While Ned's four children not looking like him is not suspicious at all. I see.This is not Beverley Hills 90210 to experiment how many couples you can put together from a limited number of persons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Balerion Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 And that's why you need to read the books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheofseidhr Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 ...what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fevre Dream Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Infertile? Can you just imagine then all the women that would want to be on that Tower of Joy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nami Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon The Mannis Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Weirwoods Eyes Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Rheagar was a bit beta male so he must have been shooting blanks. Most pathetic idea ever. Oh wait, no....Still not as bad as Asha is a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Duncan of Flea Bottom Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 WHAT?ok, sure dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin the Mighty Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Sure, a guy is pretty so he is feminine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin the Mighty Posted September 19, 2013 Share Posted September 19, 2013 Oh wait, no....Still not as bad as Asha is a man.What is you talking about?! LINK! I DEMAND A LINK! please :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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