Knight of Ashes

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  1. I always picture Rita Hayworth as War....maybe they can CGI her the way they did Peter Cushing (his CGI would make a good Famine) Eta But what do I know? I'm the guy who pictures Ron Jeremy as Theon Greyjoy.
  2. They're anything but a penny
  5. TV Jaime should've left after Cersei did her Aerys act and caused Tommen's suicide . It was the perfect time for this version of him to do so, but instead they showed him as Cersei's lapdog for no good reason I can discern except maybe make a feminist statement by showing it's Cersei who's the true bad-ass here? I don't necessarily have a problem with that but I wish they hadn't diminished Jaime (and Tyrion) in order to do so. If I hadn't red the books, I'd find J weak and pathetic too.
  6. I always pictured Rhaegar as looking like David Bowie in Labyrinth.
  7. Chilly reunions are Bran's specialty. I expect he'll give Jaime the "I wouldn't be what I am today if it weren't for you" speech.
  8. They do this every time. They have me exasperated with the show for majority of the season, then they blow me away (and not just with spectacle). 10.
  9. Dawn of Justice but only for the Wonder Woman parts. Honest. (But it reminded me of my appreciation for Alfred's line about how feelings of helplessness and rage turn good men cruel)
  10. Do'h! I like to think I was just wanting to say something sacrilegious.
  11. It's often a disappointment when one meets one's heroes (or messiah). BTW Inbreeding? Did that mean Jesus' kid had siblings, or did God impregnate the child and so on and so forth?
  12. I actually had this horrible passing notion that she and Qyburn are regrowing Joffrey inside her womb.
  13. Maybe if Kit Harrington has more than one facial expression in his repertoire, he would look more , um, Starky. You know, as well as looking like he really needs to pee soon, he could look morally disapproving of you at the same time.
  14. Because apparently, Cersei doing an Aerys and indirectly causing Tommen's suicide wasn't enough for him.
  15. I'm kinda hoping he went off and joined Nymeria just to avoid being part of this inconsistent and often badly written fan-fiction.