Ser Cold Fingers

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About Ser Cold Fingers

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    The Winds of Sphincter
  • Birthday July 23

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    Sanger, Texas
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    Jaywalking, Not listening to Nickleback, playing Air Guitar, Long romantic walks to the fridge, aircraft spotting, Macramé jean shorts, searching for the Holy Grail...Monty Python style, interviewing a mirror, try to take over the world

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  1. Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.

  2. Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

  3. Jack & Coke helps me screw with those need screwing with.

  4. I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

  5. Daylight savings time sucks! I protest to pick one side or the other and STAY THERE!

  6. That's it...I'm going to search for Paititi...wish me luck!

  7. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

  8. Left Shark still dances better than me!

  9. I am trying to interview a mirror but the asshole keeps talking when I do!

  10. I almost had something in common with Bloodraven...I almost lost my right eye this past weekend!

  11. Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated.

  12. Either you like bacon...or you're wrong.

  13. Here's to you and here's to me; best friends we shall be. But if by chance we disagree, to hell with you and Here's to me!!

  14. Time to go repair a 120 year old barn...WAHOO!!!