Col Cinders

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About Col Cinders

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  1. Promise me Ned, spell color without the "u" to see if it catches on.
  2. If I ever get my job back at the keyboard assembly plant I will put in more shifts.
  3. Talk of other others reminds me of Lost. All previous posters, by the way, just lost
  4. Promise me Ned, be at my house between 1:00AM and 11:00PM for the next 20 days so that the CATV installer can connect the cable at the street. Even though he does not need any access to the house someone has to be there so he can "install".
  5. It's spelled Thai with a capital T, by the way. And I don't think she speaks Thai. If you were referring to the food then maybe she would like it if you don't make it too bland or too spicy. What am I supposed to watch while there is no GoT and TWD hasn't resumed yet?
  6. <sing> This is the end... my only friend, the end... </sing>
  7. Look at my plunger!!! What have you people been eating?!!!
  8. I don't. I trained my cat to do it for me. If there were a sequel to Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, who would play Mr. Darcy?
  9. Where are my Super Milk Chan DVDs?
  10. The high maesters knew all along that magic is very real. They teach that magic is BS just to discourage its use. They want people to eschew magic because the excessive use of magic brought doom to Valeria. Maesters feared that other lands could be ruined if magic were not curtailed. With the coming of the comet, the birth of dragons, and the return of magic, their primary plan is thwarted. Now they are conspiring to mass produce a pattern slip dress and a small black purse that goes with everything. Marketing high fashions at affordable prices will allow the masses to become visually indistinguishable from the nobility. Their ultimate goal is egalitarian. They only lack a high heeled shoe that does not cram toes into a painful point. When did things get so pricy?
  11. Start general and then end your introduction with your thesis statement. Then support your thesis with arguments backed by evidence. Avoid pathos. Use ethos and bathos. I need to move things that are heavy and generally too big to fit through doors easily. Help me Obi-Wan Stark. You're my only hope...
  12. PMN mail the Christmas cards early so they arrive on time.
  13. Margaery Tyrell was a lovely piece. Winner! Will Margaery be happy to learn that I am her prize?
  14. Bangs are making a comeback.
  15. Promise me Ned, don't tell anyone why Benjen had to take the black. Not everyone is as understanding of incest as the Targarians are.