MercurialCannibal

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About MercurialCannibal

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    I bet you are delicious
  • Birthday 11/20/1976

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  1. Football: For Now We Are All Champions!

    Want a tim krul?
  2. Football: For Now We Are All Champions!

    Keep off perez, fuckers. He is going to score 25 for us this year and have a solid first half back in the premiership the year after before we sell him to barca for 45 million in the January window.
  3. Football: For Now We Are All Champions!

    Fucking hell good or fucking hell bad? How about a sissoko to go with him?
  4. Football: For Now We Are All Champions!

    the other thread was over the limit. so here we go with more! some personal football stuff: newcastle 'legend?' steven taylor is heading to my hometown and original club portland timbers. i am sad. it would be cool to still live there and have a player i have long had a heated relationship with come to my club would be sweet. instead i now follow (and in fact love) dc. we don't attract players. we sell them. just last week we sent our top scorer the last three seasons to vancouver for only money. money is right and good, but even a large pile of it cannot score goals or pick out a pass. europe: please come and get your teams. we don't want them here. as much as i enjoyed five years ago yesterday watching newcastle on tour in the states this 'international champions cup' thing is awful to watch. you have top squads from all over europe simply sucking against one another. the play is horrid. i get it is preseason, but this is just sad. did a bit of gambling with a proxy in england recently. i have 30 pounds on a sunderland relegation, 50 on the toon winning the championship and 20 on zlatan being top scorer. man i am glad i don't actually live in england. i would gamble on EVERYTHING. come on, football! oh, and someone come and buy sissoko!
  5. Football - Aftermath of the Euros

    Won't someone please buy sissoko!!??
  6. Customer Complaints: Do you make them?

    I never complain. I do however sometimes have to field complaints from guests in myour restaurant. Notable was a Egyptian doctor staying in the hotel who threatened me with police action when he believed he had been served a pork sausage.
  7. MLB 2016: Chia Pet Un-Safe Zone

    Dodgers with nine runs already. Poor bastard starter that the cards sacrificed to the bats of the dodgers. Now give us a chance at eating your bullpen, you fuckers. Monkey, don't turn it off either. Keep watching!
  8. Bacon. Beer. Metal. Soccer. Fellatio.
  9. How did you get into your field of work/ study?

    i kind of just decided i would be a chef. i was 16. school was not for me. i didn't get particularly good grades, i hated almost everyone and just wanted it all to be over. college was never going to be a reality for me. my father encouraged me to join the military for both the discipline and for job training. i was too rebellious for that. so one day during a argument with my parents over my future i decided right then at that moment that i would become a chef. we hunted, fished, foraged and gardened as i grew up. there was always a connection with food, both eating and preparing it. i found a job in high school as a dishwasher who quickly became a prep cook who then became a line cook. right after graduating high school i moved away and continually challenged myself to learn more and be better. i love my job. i get paid to do something that i love to do and am pretty good at. it is fun to continually challenge myself and in turn my coworkers to learn and expand their skills.
  10. Football - Aftermath of the Euros

    I wish wijnaldum the best. A good price for the player. It is shame newcastle never really got out of him what was hoped.
  11. Do you think we could stop "rocking" things?

    I actually pretty much am a rockstar though. I often rock and can be found rocking.
  12. Football - Aftermath of the Euros

    We will have review of offsides and penalties in the next 5 years I think. So many were against goal line technology but it has been a success. Allowing the game to catch up with technology isn't the evil so many staunch old time fans believe. A crackdown on diving and trying to deceive the referees is what is needed right now to better the game.
  13. Football - Aftermath of the Euros

    Do we really want to watch the 7-5 games that come from all the penalties awarded for the contact in the box on set pieces?
  14. Football - Aftermath of the Euros

    cost you 25 million. no way rafa isn't making a profit and a tight one on him. we paid 13 million. he is yours for just under double. call it a deal.