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Right. So they fixed Jesus! Not in the veterinary sense, but in the MAGA sense. Make Jesus great again!

He’s also blond, blue-eyed, and a bigot. Because it’s not the Jesus of Christianity but rather an avatar of a huge section of diehard Trumpers, and this avatar is totes onboard w/ everything they believe and feel and “think”.

I think he’s over SA. Or maybe he just knows he’s not gonna get any more treasure from them? Or he’s certain he won’t be able to keep it and/or sell it in the US? Who knows, so many crimes, so little time. Anyhoo, apparently his lawyers are now begging the SC to give him his passport back because he must go to Israel because Bibi invited him. I wouldn’t hold my breath, but maybe he should.

URGENT UPDATE! Apparently he wasn’t hiding or trying to escape Justice. No, no. It just so happens that Hungarian intelligence uncovered a Venezuelan plot to assassinate him, and that’s why he went to the Hungarian embassy and stayed there for a couple of sleepovers and even brought a coffee machine (wut?). These bloody Venezuelans, I bet it was the same ones that stole the US election from Mango by doing something something to the Dominion voting machines. /s

I tried that, but still get the same thing when I refresh the page. And on Android phone it doesn’t happen but then it’s the annoying “431” over and over again. I’ll try smoke signals next.

I am, but only on Safari.

Point well made.

The Boltons suffer from what maester Freud would call “skinchanger envy”.

Alt-right pajama party! https://www.thedailybeast.com/brazils-jair-bolsonaro-hid-out-at-hungarian-embassy-as-investigators-closed-in-report-says

This series of threads is an excellent read:

I would take the fact that she’s wearing an old jumper as a positive? Like, she can wear something at least twice? The other arguments sound very flimsy as well… Even if the setting is some type of AI backdrop scenery or whatever, so what? I for one have no doubt that the story is true. In fact, when it was first announced that she had surgery and was fine but would be recovering until after Easter or something, that’s exactly what I thought, “ooops they’ve found something there”. The only variation or the only thing I can question is whether they already knew before the sx or if it was indeed something they’ve found during it.

And it wasn't wasn't just any bite... it was a bite from a rabid monster w/ a filthy mouth full of all sorts of flesh eating bacteria that led to the amputarion of the bitten limb but that wasn't enough and it led to septicaemia and death!

The trailer I saw had one of the Ds saying something along the lines of, "book fans will have a few surprises". Once bitten and all that, I'm gonna wait for the whole 1st series to drop and then I'll see how people feel/think about it and then I'll decide whether to give it a go.

All conservative justices get on a plane to go to some conference and the plane crashes and burns. ETA: alternatively, not to count on a fateful accident, reform SCOTUS. What’s the thing I keep hearing about that there are 9 justices b/c that’s how many appeals courts there were but now it’s 13?

What the actual fuck, b/c just WTAF wouldn’t be enough. When I think the republicans can’t get any worse… https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2024/03/north-carolina-primary-results-mark-robinson-governor.html

Nah, different targets same dumb fanfic.

Monty Python's Flying Circus begs to differ. (not really a sitcom, I know...)

It was very creepy, reminded me of The Stepford Wives.

That’s just a cut of a much longer segment looking into these types of voters. There are lots of them around. Another woman they talked to said she’d never vote for Haley for instance b/c she’s not only a woman but “probably menopausal” and that’s dangerous. That’s the mentality of a portion of the electorate, it’s a fact. Even the woman who criticises Trump says she’ll vote for him b/c… reasons.

I loooove One Foot in the Grave!

That’s just how republicans celebrate Women’s Day, it’s one of their most enduring fantasies. It makes perfect sense when you think that this bloke is not a lone, solitary republican voter.

No, incognito and logged in, Samsung galaxy though I’m not sure which one…

Also, the 431 thing still happens on ipad when VPN is on, no idea if this is pertinent.

@Ran just as an update, the 431 thing is gone when on ipad or PC - safari and Chrome. But persisted on phone (android) even after clearing everything, restarting Chrome etc. After feeling pretty frustrated I decided to try going incognito and it hasn't happened since.

I suppose it depends on how congress approved it. Are there methods of approving things like aid other than passing bills? A bill can be vetoed, but I have no idea whether there are other mechanisms that wouldn’t be subjected to a presidential veto.