Ser Dermett Corbray

"It's very difficult when you're in another country and someone says to you "what's Britain like?" I mean, what do you say? Erm, well, um… no, it's alright. It's just, er, you know, we've got… Nectar points. They're quite handy. Erm, we've got understatement. We're tough on slogans and tough on the causes of slogans. We have strong prevailing southwesterly winds. Fifty two percent of our days are overcast so as a nation we're infused with a wistful melancholy. But we remain a relentlessly chipper population prone to mild eccentricity, binge drinking and casual violence."