You know, the show has even made Varys boring. VARYS! for Christ's sake, actor is phenomenal, the eunuch is the epitome of sleaze and intrigue and the show has made him boring. ARRGHHHH! how on earth could they accomplish that?
I for one hope D&D go full on crazy with the show here on out, I hope they have tyrion and varys riding the dragons back to KL, I hope Ramsey kills his father and Sansa is pregnant with his baby and solidifies his hold on the north. I hope the wildings annihilate the NW and the Thenns eat all their bodies. I hope Cersei sends Ser Strong to the Sept and Terminates the Septas, the High Sparrow and Margery while Loras runs naked out of KL. I hope Faullaria and the Sand Snakes open a brothel in the water gardens and kill Hotah, Doran and Trystane in a series of honey traps. I want madness!!!!!!!!
Can we officially call Season 5 the Season of Rape?
There may or may not have been more rape this season but it really felt like there was a lot of rape
Gilly Near Rape (see Talisa that is what happens to unprotected women in the medieval world at war)
Tyrion NOT rape
Arya rape sequence
bad pussy-would love to hear Sean Connery say that
Vale-Robyn the sickly, no siblings
Martell's sent their only heir off to certain death, no siblings
Tyrell-Loras is a prisoner of the faith, sibling is Margery also prisoner of the faith
Starks-bran is a tree, Arya a FM, rickon MIA, Sansa-dead in the snow at the base of Winterfell
Lannister-Tommen with no heirs coming
greyjoy-Reek rhymes with no penis, Yara alive and well
Tully's-Line eliminated unless Edmure turns up