rocksniffer

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About rocksniffer

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    celebrating my King's right, morning...noon...and first night
  • Birthday 10/31/1951

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    ...looking for a hipper graveyard!
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    fondling rocks, playing in the mud and sailing the seven seas

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    Tripp...because I am....

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  1. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    ok i have drunk away my anger at having to give my state tax assessor a shit load of money...and survived the subsequent hangover from hell now as to titles... first let me say, having reviewed titles of the past i must to the imagination and style of the great men and women who have preceded me... that said some titles are perfect and required no changes...others needed tweaking and still others needed to be generated from scratch...this is not been an easy task...but i am dedicated to getting a fitting title for each and every one of you...yes YOU - the people who fearlessly dove headfirst into the shallow end of the pool and chose me...and AB I...two raging anarchists to refuse to lead you... ...i am now finalizing my choices... but first... breakfast
  2. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    brothers and sisters in spam... i have had a really fucked up 2+ weeks... 50,000 dollars in taxes have been levied and paid.... this interfered with my assuming control of the anarchy that won the 'moot...please forgive me... but i am trying to get right... so here is the first part of the coronation of ab and the sniffer's new non-rulers of spamland...these are our words and proclamations.... This is the Spamperial Court of 2017 Let it be known that... HRH ab aeterno, Imperial Emperor of the IRC, High King of Video Games, Lord Fangirl of the Universe, High Chieftain of Geekery, Timeless Ruler of Existence, and... HRH rocksniffer, Head Dawg of Dogs, Lord of Lewdness, Sailor of the Seven Seas, Chief Lifter of Leg, Archmaester of Anarchy, Blazer of Bowls, Slammer of Shots, Supreme Crotch Sniffer and Champion Smoke-Ring Blower ...are the duel non-ruling Lords of Anarchy...now, and until the end of time...or the next ‘Moot, whichever comes first... Further, let it be known that our court shall be called... The Far Eastern Magical Napping Society and Brothel Our Motto is... Life, Liberty, Lewdness! It shall also be known that we, of The Far Eastern Magical Napping Society and Brothel, stand with all those who have no weapons to wield but wit, regardless of whether they be TTTNErs, or Boarders. Wherever oppressors use their powers of snark to attack those who are powerless, we shall appear...naked... no matter how mighty, how formidable our foe may be. Some former intolerant Rulers took innocent lewd images hostage, and then mercilessly executed them. It was a wanton and meaningless act, therefore they have been punished by being forced to watch paint dry. We could not standby and allow such cruelty to be carried out, and so we made them pay for their actions. We will not repudiate battle on a fair and level field, but neither will we tolerate a one-sided massacre of the lewd by the strong. Long Live the Lewd! Those of you in power, fear us! Those of you without it, rally behind us! Those who don’t care either way should be in charge of libations! We, the non-rulers of Anarchy, shall be the ones who stand in judgment of this thread! these are the proclamations that ab has put forth and i generally support... Proclamations The following 13 proclamations are now in effect: 1. ab aeterno and rocksniffer will now act as non-ruling Lords of Anarchy for the year, but all the petty decisions the chief anarchists make, must to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting of at least one sane person. A simple majority is needed in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two thirds majority in the case of more lewd events, and of course to authorize a group grope, a unanimous vote is required. 2. Consensual duels between two posters are now permitted on the condition that whoever wins loses. The method of combat will be the slapping around of people with a large trout while singing Let It Go. 3. Criticizing Frozen, or otherwise disagreeing with ab, Lord Fangirl of the Universe, on matters of animation, shall be punishable by being fired from a cannon, preferable into the rear end of an elephant. 4. First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. 5. Blessed are the Cheesemakers and the Herbgrowers 6. A towel being just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry, inclusion in the thread is contingent upon carrying towel upon your person at all times. 7. Walking into Mordor, without first plying rocksniffer with liquor is strictly prohibited. 8. As most people have probably figured out by now, ab, Imperial Emperor of the IRC, High King of Video Games, Lord Fangirl of the Universe, High Chieftain of Geekery, Timeless Ruler of Existence, etc. etc., will at some point lead a bloodless coup and henceforth rule mercilessly for all eternity. Opposition to this coup is prohibited, pursuant to the natural order of the universe. This is the will of Steins Gate. 9. All matters relating to stripping, streaking and the granting of sexual favours are hereby delegated to Helena, in recognition of her insurmountable experience in these areas.. 10. You can't leave. She won't let you. 11. Only a Sith deals in absolutes. Oh, and May the Fourth is now a Public Holiday. And all mention of Midichlorians is hereby outlawed on pain of exile. 12. This is anarchy. There are no rules. I lied, there are only 12.
  3. Acrophobia 27: Hypotheticals - Round 5: Vote/Round 6: Submit

    great job dear Bird... vote... 1st - #3 2nd - #6 3rd - #8
  4. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    i agree this has been a mother of a week...taxes...taxes....taxes...and a head cold... however i have also been working on titles etc...not as easy as it looked from the cheap seats coronation set for Sunday and for giggles...my kinda rabbit
  5. Acrophobia 27: Hypotheticals - Round 5: Vote/Round 6: Submit

    well since nothing has been posted yet...i shall vote.. 1st - #8 2nd - #4 3rd - #5
  6. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    well you know what to do ... when you are hot...
  7. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    @Buckwheat here is a morning shot of lewdness to accompany your travels... and for @RhaenysB some vintage hollywood also something small and furry so you can shake your groove thang did someone say sex.... well it is Valentine's Day
  8. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    travel safely oh Queen of my heart... and i concur that a joke even in poor taste is no reason to dismiss the supernatural being...and it is a true friend who rearranges their lives to accommodate another... and a good morning/afternoon to you both...
  9. ah well i humbly...well for me...implore you to forgive a sniffer who failed to sniff out the correct post....
  10. my description is done...bold my name...or submit to probing
  11. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    i hate it when my sleep is fucked up...ruins the whole next day. enjoy your coffee
  12. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    good morning spammies... time for a [_]p of earl grey to get my morning going... and of course this...
  13. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    greetings spammies... fear not, comrade ab and i are making great headway...all new administrations...especially those based in anarchy, take time to develop...our raging orgy of ideas are flowing and as a one finger-typist i am coordinating a court to be proud of...in my not so humble opinion... and yes Bucky i am including members of the spamily who have been and those we hope shall be here during the coming year... ...so sayeth the sniffer quite easily, i would think... agreed and we are the dreamteam ...
  14. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    yes...i need someone who can mix the prefect white russian...understands that an ice pick does NOT contain flavored vodka...and knows the proper temperature for sake ... could it be you??? interested ??
  15. TTTNE (v.468) AB I - a title of one's own

    this is a shout out to all spamlanders, yes this means you, @HelenaExMachina, @Fragile Bird, ...if you have a title in mind pm me...also we have small council positions if you are interested in serving the cause of anarchy make a request... i personally need a middle finger of the king...and an official cocktail mixer...