Nezzer

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  1. How can he be mercilessly honest when he lies even to himself. He knows he killed Renly, he just refuses to accept it. His hands were clean in the morning, he said as much. He gave Renly until dawn to bend the knee, but he was killed far ealier than that. He also cheats Selyse with Mel all the time. Nothing honest about that. Stannis also isn't stupid to admit stuff like that to others.
  2. I don't think murder needs to be premeditated. Killing someone after being angered is still murder. Still, how do you know Renly's death wasn't premeditated? Because Stannis said so? How convenient. We know he had to bang Mel to create the shadows, so he either banged her because he was sexually attracted to her or because he knew the act was going to create a shadow. We know he knew about the existence of the shadows when he ordered Mel to kill Penrose with Davos' help, so it's very likely he was aware of the first shadow as well. Why do people take everything Stannis says at face value and think all he says is the absolute truth? The way you guys want to whitewash Stannis is ruining his interesting character. Let the man be grey.
  3. Haha I love it how Stannis is the only character that is judged by his words instead of by his actions. If he started to say he's the most handsome man in the history of Westeros, the Stanstans would start ot defend that claim. The biggest irony of the Stanstans is that they refuse to follow Stannis' most basic rule: a good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad the good. Just because Stannis did a great act of heroism, his fanatical fans forgive all his wrongs. He's my top favorite characters still, but I don't understand why people want their favorite characters to be perfect. Perfect characters with no faults are no fun at all. Jaime fans do the same thing all the time, even going as far as defending the attempted murder of Bran. Renly's death was deserved, but it was a very dishonorable act. Stannis most likely knew what was going to happen, but he refused to admit it, both to Davos and to himself. He offered good terms to Renly because he knew Renly would never survive until dawn anyway, which was the deadline for his acceptance. If Renly accepted his terms, he would still have died. How does one cancel a shadowbaby? Melisandre was already "pregnant". Could her make an "abortion"? :lol: I still defend Stannis's tactic in that case (although he should've been smarter to wait until Renly captured KL). However, I completely despise GRRM's usage of the shadowbaby, introducing a deus ex machina to the story we'd never heard about before in the precise moment where it would change the story completely. Every other usage of magic was built up with a lot of foreshadowing. GRRM might as well had made the red comet crash right over Renly's army. Back to Stannis's honor, the one thing that almost made me truly dislike him was the Cortnay Penrose situation. Now that was a real cheap and cowardly move of his part. He refused to fight an old man in single combat and sent a shadowbaby to do the job for him without giving Penrose a single chance to defend himself. I bet that if Tywin were the one to off someone like the Blackfish with a shadowbaby to capture Riverrun, people would be use that against him in this board. I won't even enter the subject about his hypocrisy, otherwise this post will never end. At any rate, Stanstans might think my arguments mean I despise Stannis, but don't get me wrong, because they are the exact reasons why I love him. He's a hypocritical asshole who saves the realm, that's why he's so much fun. Before saving the Watch, though, he was just another asshole with valid reasons me. .
  4. GoT Youtube vids - Part 2

    Stannis never asked for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZpNRGMcptI
  5. Stannis Baratheons next move.

    I want Stannis to sit the Iron Throne, but I don't want him to march South to KL now that the Others are about to invade. I'll lose a lot of respect for him if he does, especially after the coup against Jon. The problem is that I can't see him surviving the war against the Others, so I don't think I will ever see him on the Iron Throne. I hope he is given a great death, at least. If the Northeners betray Stannis after he restores the Starks back in power, I will lose all the respect I have ever had for the Northeners and I will start rooting for the Others, hoping for the complete destruction of Westeros (unless Roose Bolton survives, of course, because Roose deserves a cottage in the coast of Dorne).
  6. Best/Worst Named Characters

    Best: Stannis Baratheon Beric Dondarrion Roose Bolton Worst: Zorro Zohan Ducksauce Qozzazzazz zo Zaggazzazzaz (all Ghiscari names) Mance Rayder (his best bros must be called Howes Burgler, Benq Robbar and Kartheef)
  7. Best and Worst POV

    :cheers: Agreed. I don't care for his green dreams, greensight or whatever. It's just way too boring.
  8. Best and Worst POV

    AGoT Best: Eddard Worst: Sansa ACoK Best: Theon Worst: Daenerys ASoS Best: Jon Worst: Bran AFfC Best: Victarion Worst: Samwell ADwD Best: Theon Worst: Daenerys
  9. [Book Spoilers] EP308 Discussion

    Seriously? He dances? I missed that in the preview. Edmure dancing at the RW??? :mellow: :smug: :lol: :lmao:
  10. How would you rate episode 305?

    Stannis is so adorable when he's playing daddy. I wish he were my father :P Great episode, with the best pacing since season 1 IMHO, but it didn't have many climatic moments, so I gave it an 8. Pretty good for a mid-season episode.
  11. You know an episode was fantastic when you see it scoring a 10 from the majority of the members of Westeros.org. That's a very rare sight in these parts.
  12. Fucking 10. I have no words to say how awesome this episode was :eek:
  13. At first I was really pissed at Stannis's beach scene, but then, after rewatching it, I actually thought it was not out of character for him. Then I found this text on Tumblr and now I actually like the scene:
  14. Ha! I thought I was the only one who loved hearing his first name for the first time :lol:
  15. I torrented the episode after having watched it on TV, so please, tell me, what did I steal? I'm sure there are others who did the same as I did. But let us not turn this tread into a piracy thread. Aye, when he got all cozy with Mel and said he wanted her it looked like he was lying just to convice her to make some shadowbabies. You can see he drops the act when Mel rejects it. But the scene was still pretty weird anyway.