Court of 2017, revised edition, WITHOUT FORMATTING:
Let it be known that our court will be called the Imperial Senate
To be ruled by:
Lord Sidious - Dark Lord of the Sith, Imperial majesty of the Spampire and protector of hop hops
Darth FOMN - Sith Apprentice, Protector of the Board, the Emperor's Hand, and secret mastermind of the whole thing
The Small Council:
Fragile Bird – Hand of the Spamerial King and Queen, ..... and Custodian of Kittens
Ab Aeterno - Grand Moff of lewdness, anime and advisor of tech.
Helenaexmachina- Grand Moff of innuendo, heathen of the north and IC (Imperial Counsel)
HRH Buckwheat of Buckkeep, Princess of the Realm, Official Flower of the Spam Court, and Honorable Graduate of the University of Gralsund
Eyron – Spamperial Kings Personal Ninja, Lady of Whispers, Mistress of shadows
Felice - the Magnificent Comrade of Hats, Libraries and Time travel.
RhaenysB of the House TTTNE, the Undecided, Princess of Sweetness, Princess of Cream Puffs, Chocolate and Fancy Flats, Khaleesi of the Great Shopping Mall , Breaker of Snooze-buttons and Protector of Puppies.
HRH The Crannon Dweller, Prince of the Realm and lord commander of the Spamsguard
Elizabeth – Lady of Spamsguard keeper of the blue rose crown and recipicant of the lords kiss.
HK-47 – Metal being of the Spamsguard and Master of the hunt
The BlackBear – Lord of the Spamsguard, Captain of all thing Hulked and Supreme Mugwump of Joss Whedon Affairs
The Court Members:
Lany - Spamperial Queen Dowager, High Priestess of Damn Near Everything, and Lady of Raven's Perch
JQC - Student of Korriban, Guardian of the TARDIS and Queen of Arda, immortal, feared and loved.
Bandito - Lord of Beards, Maester of Buckethead and Prince of innuendo.
Odie - Princess of the ainchenct enchanted treasures, mistress of the hidden tombs and lady of the 10,000 silken scarfs.
Bex - Wonderous Witch of healing, Keeper of the Spamerial Hound and Gaurdian of sparkles.
Lady Olenna - princess of Sugarcoating didlysquat, Darth queen of chocolate cookies
Quoth - Spamperial Raven, Lord of shiny things and the great plucked pecker
King Tyrion – The dwarf king fair, Chieb procastinator of the oppostion
Cora - Princess Pompelmo
There, that's a lot less nauseating to look at. If you want a different title, you may file a formal complaint with Lord Sidious or me. Preferably Lord Sidious.