Grrrod

Sometimes people choose to define any chapter without a death/swordplay as "uneventful." As though anything not-fighting is not Story. The Defence points to the river travel Tyrion chapters: plenty of story, no fighting.

Don't burn that bacon! I'm pretty sure the missing elephants turned in a mention in one of the sample chapters.

I guess there must be a dusky woman thread I missed on here somewhere. She could at least class herself as Euron's "black tentacles".

Perhaps this is why the dusky woman is really with Victarion, perhaps Euron is using her in some way.