Count Balerion

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  1. Howlin' Howland asked "Should we start a new thread?" No, it's too much bother. Would the course of history have been irrevocably altered if Bran had been named Bronn and Bronn Bran?
  2. Double bother.
  3. I'm too lazy to look it up. Who's Urswyck?
  4. Doesn't that entail an awful lot of cholesterol?
  5. I will use my cute powers to destroy you!
  6. Bother.
  7. PMN, you'll find someone really alluring and interesting to be his fake mother. Don't pick Cersei, whatever you do. Ugh.
  8. Back pay. Although I think mostly used of rent? I'm ... Secret Agent Gal!
  9. Does the name have a zo or a mo?
  10. Please buy all the stuff in the Google ads because I owe Hodor arrears on his salary.
  11. When I detonate my dragon-powered nuclear device, I'll be the only one left alive!
  12. And we're back to Ariane Martell. Or a sand snake, but I'll go w/ Ariane. Even in the books the SS aren't of the most brilliant, IMO and that.
  13. Margaery Tyrell.
  14. Jez Bell is always trying to find ways of cashing in on people's Targ/Dragon fantasies, to the point of offering to sell people the Iron Throne. She has workers dress up in dragon costumes and offers to "sell" them to random people. Occasionally this even works.
  15. Why do they call it a citadel, aqnyway?
  16. My face is too fetching for the entirety of it to be revealed to mortal soul.
  17. PMN, you'll read him THE SPIFFY BOOK OF WAY COOL THINGS TARGS HAVE DONE by I.M. Notbiassed.
  18. There's no need to get excited. I'm offering splendid bribes to any who concedeth my inexorableth triumpheth.
  19. Oh yes. I never realised we were meant to do that at all. I would have got them all wrong anyway. Not that that matters much.
  20. I didn't do either the Hound teeth one or the spider one. Although I suspect I may have been involved in the Hound thread at a later point. But all that will be revealed anon, I daresay.
  21. We'll have to wait and see. What would Stannis's tweets look like?
  22. Maybe if I hack into the Internet and destroy it, no one will ever be able to post to this thread again!
  23. I'm done. I had some boring things I had to do, sorry!
  24. PMN, you won't call him "Egg", still less "good egg" or "bad egg".