Old Rusty Coin

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  1. That was a great scene, but the way they have to drag him away reminded me of Lancelot at the wedding in MP & the Holy Grail.
  2. Now that you mention it, that is a pretty fancy piece of pre-industrial structural engineering.
  3. Which set up the wonderful repartee between Tormund and Sandor so much later: "You do know her!"
  4. The Night King, having never been south of The Wall, will fly past King's Landing and end up in Dorne, where he abandons that whole Winter thing in favor of laying out on the beach and soaking up the rays. With all those undirected zombies stumbling about, Jon and Daenerys will develop the sport of wight-hunting on dragons. Sam will find the secret of incubating and hatching dragon eggs without necessity of human sacrifice, thus enabling them to establish a world-renowned stable of dragons for the hunt. The nobility will beggar themselves paying for dragon stud fees, throwing sand in the financial bearings of the Wheel. Varys, foreseeing that the countryside will run out of wights and the nobles will go back to hunting peasants again, persuades the Night King to go into the resurrection business. He refuses to leave the beach, so Varys hires the Ironborn to ship the dead on ice, both of which there is a never-ending supply that everyone wants to get rid of. Win-Win-Win-Win.
  5. A man who, though weary and drawn by chronic illness, is sharp enough to not end up gutted in his chair by his libertine brother's crazy wife.
  6. Tyrion, Hound, Arya. Too bad the scriptwriters have turned their attention elsewhere. Sand Snake 1, Sand Snake 2, Sand Snake 3. Thank The Stranger they're dead.
  7. Arya, all matter-of-fact with Hot Pie. H: The secret is browning the butter before making the dough. Most people don't do that because it takes too much time. A: I didn't do that. H: You've been making pies? A: One or two.
  8. The detail on the Corvus was awesome, perfect for Euron's daemos-ex-machina entrance.
  9. Euron chewing up the scenery! a-and Arya muttering about not using butter in her pies :o)
  10. Not only is it the greatest mystery in Game of Thrones, it is the shaggy dog story of the whole series. We will discover at the end that the whole purpose was to tell this joke one line at a time. In the final scene, the punch line will be delivered inaudibly as Tyrion and Bronn saunter off into the sunset, pausing against the setting sun for a good, and very audible, guffaw....
  11. Who cares about pesky details - pie is served! "They're here, my lord." "They're already here, my lord." "HERE, my lord." Oh, and it's my lord, not mi'lord.
  12. Baelish, walking out from the alley where his King's Landing teleporter is hidden.
  13. The only red will be the wine. But there will be pie.
  14. After the inn burned, Hot Pie joined the Lannister campaign cooks. Guess what's for dinner at that rambunctious Frey / Lannister celebration.