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Old Rusty Coin

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  1. Arya will wear the face of the Master of Coin, debase the Westeros Gold Dragon and put the kingdom on the Iron Standard. (I'll finally be able to afford a bowl of brown.)
  2. Martin won't finish the series. His estate will be party to future contracts to continue the series indefinitely, unless we moderns blow ourselves up before some Westros pyromancer figures out nuclear fission
  3. Bronn has an appointment with the Iron Bank coming up pretty soon.
  4. So Danerys dive the-bombs the Iron Fleet, fries the Golden Company, incinerates the city and broils the populace, but her do remains perfect. Oh, she got a smudge of charcoal on her cheek. My goodness.
  5. You actually think he's going to finish the series.
  6. Cersei would never allow Euron to have the sort of mutually cynical relationship she and Robert Baratheon had.
  7. @SQUIRE - The Iron Bank has invested heavily in House of Black and White Submarine Technology LLC.
  8. Qyburn is a bit of a pirate himself. Could be he's got an agreement on the side with Euron. Insurance. All that wine Cersei drinks offers multiple opportunities for pharmacological manipulation.
  9. Blake's 7. The ending will not be happy. It will be ambiguous. Welcome to the 21st century.
  10. Ah, but did the House of Black and White leave her?
  11. No, just hand her an iron coin wrapped in a slip of parchment with the name of someone she does not know.
  12. Gendry is a nice guy, but clueless. Arya is a contract assassin gone rogue. Such a nice couple.... Reminds me of La Femme Nikita. It's pretty ambiguous as to whether or not the contract actually expired when she left Braavos. She has a lot of deaths to pay for the lives she's taken for her own purposes. All men must serve.
  13. I'm beginning to think the series might just have a Blake's 7 ending. Which would be glorious indeed.
  14. Ah, so. Very satisfied with Arya's story arc all along. This fits.
  15. What did Arya say to The Hound after he said "It must have felt good to stick your knife into that horned fucker"?
  16. A man who, though weary and drawn by chronic illness, is sharp enough to not end up gutted in his chair by his libertine brother's crazy wife.
  17. Technique 10. Battle research 10. Script and Acting 7. Plot 5 (entirely predictable, all Chekov guns and banana peels).
  18. Arya wargs the cat in the rafters to catch the Kindly Man when she's blind. Bran wargs Hodor (shades of Maaaster-Blaster). Jon, being somewhat dimmer about these things than a true Stark, doesn't quite get his link with Ghost dialed in, but we all know it's just because he's so busy busy busy in his head.
  19. Although they're imprinted on their mama, Danaerys's dragons are disobedient. At least three Stark children are wargs. Jon's been holed, Bran can't walk but will fly, and Arya's all cat and wolf. The dragon has three heads...
  20. Ser Allister doesn't expect the Ollyquisition.
  21. You don't get it. Ramsay enjoys setting them up that way. He's somewhere close by, chomping on a sausage and smiling.
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