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  1. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Sturridge played the full 90 yesterday because he asked to, according to Klopp. He said he'd be fine for Thursday. And I wouldn't hold Lovren too accountable for yesterday - we average a goal conceded every 30 seconds with Skrtel on the pitch just recently.
  2. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Perhaps he does, but he's a fool if so. I thought BR had already established that possession counts for fuck all, in reality.
  3. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    And we get what we deserve for not even trying to score. Klopp fucked this one up big time.
  4. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Coutinho off poorly now so Villarreal could sub their keeper here and we still wouldn't score. We really need to get Sturridge on.
  5. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Toothless from Liverpool, unsurprisingly, with Sturridge on the bench. Kolo has been magnificent though.
  6. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    He should get 3 games for it, but then Kyle Walker should have been sent off last night too for kicking Rondon off the ball, but the referee let it go.
  7. Happy B-Day to Theda!!

    On this day, May Rutger Hauer serve you dark beverages to your desire's content! Have a great one, Theda!
  8. This Board is not like the book

    I'm not sure which book you are referring to, but I assume it is about headlice, as this is also something you mention. What with the world being as it is, I feel like headlice are an untapped resource. Big massive whales eat plankton, so why can't we eat headlice? Rather than using medicated shampoos, we should be encouraging our stupid little children to butt heads with one another and breed these fuckers, so that we may harvest their flesh for our nutritional requirements. I mean, shit, people eat ostrich burgers so it's not as if lice burgers are going to be a massive leap.
  9. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Ulloa for England!
  10. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    It was always going to take a finish of that quality to beat de Gea.
  11. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    I wouldn't like to guess whether Funes Mori meant it or not. The big problem for me was, he kicked the ball away after the foul, he aggressively protested the red card, and he waggled his badge on his way off like he was the biggest arsegoblin in the Universe. Origi has a sprained ankle apparently, so that's probably his season.
  12. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Wonderful work from Lucas to set up Sturridge for his goal.
  13. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    What a prize dickhead Funes Mori is. He should get more than 3 for that.
  14. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Yeah, Everton were really on top for the first fifteen minutes but stopped pressing quite as hard after that. Another assist from Milner. His generally play hasn't been brill over the past few weeks, but he's still been a crazy motherassister.
  15. Football: Hotspur's Fox Hunt

    Firmino has been a yard off the pace again. It's happened quite often in the high intensity games, but hopefully it's just a first season thing.