Darth Richard II

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  1. Goodkind 54: How to Revive a Dead Dick

    Oh God i'm starting to remember.
  2. Goodkind 54: How to Revive a Dead Dick

    Isn't Cara the BDSM chick who died in book 1 and OMG WHY DO I KNOW THAT
  3. Rothfuss XII: The Doors of Twitch

    Can I still blame Harriet and company for that goddamn compendium thing?
  4. Goodkind 54: How to Revive a Dead Dick

    Nah Dick just rolled all 20s.
  5. Rothfuss XII: The Doors of Twitch

    No he's stated several times that the publishers made him insert the drunk dragon bit, unless it turns out he was lying about that too.
  6. Goodkind 54: How to Revive a Dead Dick

    I want a copy of this so next time someone complains about a fantasy setting being too obviously based on a d&d campaign/game I can hit them with this. Jesus. If I didn't know better I'd wear some girl and her ex and her new boyfriend were playing a d&d game with ayn rand as the DM and they took a break 2/3 in to watch legend of the overfiend.
  7. Rothfuss XII: The Doors of Twitch

    Whoa hey now, you saying 400 pages of ninja sex is too long?
  8. Goodkind 54: How to Revive a Dead Dick

    Jesus Christ monkeyballs pogo stick what the fuck. Also WIllow is an awesome movie, you should all watch Willow.
  9. March Reading 2017

    I had major issues with the prose, there's a great goodreads review that goes over it all but the one that the review pick son and that drove me insane was the phrase "round spheres". They're spheres! Of course they're round!
  10. Teddy Beale is attempting the "Mockbuster" method of marketing

    "An interstellar science fiction epic in space". In space? You think? (God I needed this today so much, thank you Ser Scot)
  11. Rothfuss XII: The Doors of Twitch

    Yeah that's not how publishing contracts work. Edit: that's directed at LoR
  12. March Reading 2017

    Oh the speculative fiction thing is a kind of in joke I psout about obvious SFF books not marketed as suck(here in the states anyway). And yeah, everybody but me and like one other person on earth loved it.
  13. Hugo time! Hugo time! Roundup for 2017 Awards

    I think that was only eligible last year.
  14. Rothfuss XII: The Doors of Twitch

    Neither am I. Stupid restraining order! (I'm kidding) Really though, i love to shit on Rothfuss but even I think this is getting a bit ridiculous. At least wait for his next useless life is so hard update.