MyLittleFinger

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    Petyr Poorborn Master of Coin and Chaos
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  1. Cersei will win this war because they love Lena Heady's resting bitch face.
  2. Euron will kick him in the dick and laugh. Turn his back because he "vanquished him." Theon jumps on his back stabbing him with...eh? A dick shaped knife? Sure. Then Yara will pop out of nowhere and stab Euron in the dick and make a joke about how his "big dick" is actually really small and how he just got defeated by two people with no dicks. DICKS!
  3. A rant and rave for me comes on the back of watching a few podcasts randomly. The topics had nothing to do with GOT's, but the topic came up. These are casual fans. Quotes (pardon) "DUUDE! DUUUDE! KHALEEEEEESI! I'm fing down for ANYTHING KHALEESI. She's so good man, she's so BADASS! Everything she does is so BADASS! " "Man, I love the show, the MOTHER OF FING DRAGONS MAN! So BADASS! Everything she does is BADASS!" "Arya is so BADASS. She's soooo BADASS." D&D won the war because they knew their real audience.
  4. Unless it's metaphorical, I find it hard to believe Rhaegar being in any condition to greet his new born "Aegon" since he was having some difficulty with 6 inches of hard steel in his chest.
  5. She needs a new catchphrase.
  6. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the Targs will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new incest overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Weirwire personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground dragon caves.
  7. If Rhaegar told the world he had annulled his marriage and thereby the inheritance rights of his issue from the marriage, there would be no sufficient reason to order their murders. She's fair game to marry and create an alliance with Dorne.
  8. He needs to bring out the dragon horn and get him some Rhaegal
  9. Question What unspeakable things would a young even more hot headed Oberyn Martell have done to Rhaegar if he found out he dumped his sister for a nice pair of tits and a tight fit?
  10. When she parried Brienne I cringed so hard my GF thought I had a cramp. Dodge...that makes semi-sense. Fantasy sense. Parrying with a thin sword and noodle arms against a valyrian blade and a top-5 strongest person in the world...yikes.
  11. "I demand trial by combat! Every man has that right! I have 1 million in gold dragons to the man who takes up my cause!" *Swaggers in a regular looking man* "Lothar Brune at your service." *Arya butchers him because she's an unstoppable killing machine* "Balls...if you kill me, you're already lost Sansa!!!!! bleh"
  12. I have to say. After watching my favourite character and one of the most intriguing vilinous anti-heroes of all time dying to Sister Ex-All Seeing Powers," if you're happy, you shouldn't be. Chaos is a ladder and all I foresee are your favourite characters being ruined and picked off as well...or at least ruined. First they came for our Robb's...then they came for our Cat's. They came for our Tyrion's and Jaime's and we did not cry out! They came for our Cersei's and we said, "nay, tis but a Cathy." They came for our Yara's...or...well...Asha's! And we...were like...eh, she's a lesbian? Cool? They came for our Dorne! And gave us soft core porn! They ironed out the Grey and made the Stanbros ga...cry. Varys, we thought thee neutered before, but we didn't comprehend. Arya and Sansa...quoi? So rest in peace the great player of the game, your contract was up and they couldn't be bothered to write you dialogue.
  13. Hmm true. I forget myself. YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL.