Seaman_Prime Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 pregnant with a shadow creature and thats why his belly is described as a boulder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Snow Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Ew lol. I dunno, he's probably just stocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.Edwards Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 who would the shadow baby be to kill?and who is he doing it for?is there a theory behind this or is a fat man to easy for GRRM to create? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Or a [shh] secret Targ [/shh] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadrich Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 The "pregnancy" appears very quickly (in Mel's case it was anyway). And it is implied there has to be a sexual intercourse as well - so would Moqorro let his, ermh, back door open? I think Moqorro is just fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.Edwards Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Also when Melisandre births the shadow it is described in a way that seems almost like a genuine birth, Moqqorro is anatomically challenged here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CassBlackfyre Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 The shadow baby inside him is azor ahai, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood of the dragoon Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 The shadow baby inside him is azor ahai, obviously. No no no! Hodor is aa. It is known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sullen Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Mel's murderous queef mastery is most probably a result of her training as a Shadow Binder, Moqorro is just a Red Priest as far as we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So NOT a Maiden Fair Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Also when Melisandre births the shadow it is described in a way that seems almost like a genuine birth, Moqqorro is anatomically challenged here. I guess he's just going to have to fart the shadow baby. It's going to be lethal, either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsay B. Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Hahaha. I did not expect that OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Pigeon Pie Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Also when Melisandre births the shadow it is described in a way that seems almost like a genuine birth, Moqqorro is anatomically challenged here./thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Cat of the canals Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I wonder who he is pregnant with Hot Pie? giving birth to Hot Pie would be like shitting a watermelon which is very similar to how he would give birth. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.O.Edwards Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 /thread what does this mean ? sorry i'm not so great with internet acronyms etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 what does this mean ? sorry i'm not so great with internet acronyms etc. It means 'close thread' - as in there's nothing more to say, this post has nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven in Winter Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 That's going to be one monster poop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yolkboy Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 pregnant with a shadow creature and thats why his belly is described as a boulder. Stannis has been up to no good again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Gwynhyfvar Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Stannis has been up to no good againMoquis? Stannoro?:shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iona Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 That's going to be one monster poop! Would you say it's possible that Tywin too was trying to birth monstrous shadow twins when we last saw him alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon stark I Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Did anyone ever thought that male and female red preists had different power sets.Mel could make shadow babies as her soldiers and Thoros can resurrect people as his soldiers this simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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