DivisionByZero Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 "There are no men like me. There's only me." - Shia LaBeouf via Twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 http://www.uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/01/unfamous-shia-labeouf-joins-bill-murray-rock-kasbah/And now this shit stain gets cast in a movie with Bill Murray, Bruce Willis, and Dany Mcbride once again proving there is no justice in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrddin Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I thought he retired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I thought he retired?If only. Believe none of what this dipshit says. Remember that he also stated that he was an artist and not a plagiarist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Dudes, seriously. Time to let up on the Beef. I recently got my hands on an advance copy of his memoir, and I gotta say the man can fucking write. Check out the opening paragraph: Call me Shia. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand on me, that it requires a strong moral principal to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Dudes, seriously. Time to let up on the Beef. I recently got my hands on an advance copy of his memoir, and I gotta say the man can fucking write. Check out the opening paragraph: Call me Shia. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand on me, that it requires a strong moral principal to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me. http://s1336.photobucket.com/user/Lumpy67/media/standingo_zpsbb88ace9.gif.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutch Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 Dudes, seriously. Time to let up on the Beef. I recently got my hands on an advance copy of his memoir, and I gotta say the man can fucking write. Check out the opening paragraph: Call me Shia. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand on me, that it requires a strong moral principal to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.Well played sir. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polishgenius Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Well at least he's ripping off the best.Though I do hope that the next time he visits Cannes, Cantona gives him the treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 He's on a roll today. http://gawker.com/shia-labeouf-is-unravelling-1519421634?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurble Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manhole Eunuchsbane Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 He's on a roll today. http://gawker.com/shia-labeouf-is-unravelling-1519421634?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_facebook&utm_source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow First Daniel Clowes, now the Unknown Comic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagilki Posted February 9, 2014 Share Posted February 9, 2014 Whenever I see that this thread has been bumped, I know hilarity will ensue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theda Baratheon Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 i'm so bemused at everything he does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wise Fool Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 This whole thing depresses me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Flashheart Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 First Daniel Clowes, now the Unknown Comic...I wonder if he even knows he was ripping off the unknown comic. Or of he is just a total asshat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDisaster Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Shia LaBeouf Is Currently Doing Some Kind Of Super Artsy Thing In LA I don't even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bob's Warhammer Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Should have taken in the whip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beathag Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 That twerp is writing a memoir? Is he even 25 yet? Why Speilberg cast him as Indiana Jones' son was appalling. It was a terrible movie anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trebla Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Shia LaBeouf Is Currently Doing Some Kind Of Super Artsy Thing In LA I don't even. Yes you do. Because it looks like Funny or Die and Jerry O'Connell are setting up an exibit right next door to LaBeouf's just to mock him! http://defamer.gawker.com/jerry-oconnell-sets-up-art-exhibit-next-door-to-shia-l-1521697247/@gabriellebluestone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myshkin Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 That twerp is writing a memoir? Is he even 25 yet? To be fair the memoir is brilliant. And the ending is perfect: Eveyone dies but the fish and Shish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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